Facts About Captain Robau

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Herkimer Jitty, Dec 6, 2008.

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  1. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^ All hail the mighty Robau! Worship him! Worship him! *Begins Gregorian chant*
     
  2. Eleanor_zhDarjel

    Eleanor_zhDarjel Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Human speech developed from the attemt of vocalising the love for Robau.
     
  3. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau is more ultra than Ultraman.
     
  4. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Additionally, he's more Man than Ultraman, too.
     
  5. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Diamonds are forever, until Robau crushes them into dust using just his pinkies.
     
  6. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau is the Keymaster.

    Captain Robau is the Gatekeeper.

    Captain Robau is also Gozer.
     
  7. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^ Yes, that means Robau has to have sex with himself in order to bring about himself.
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And he is both Man and Astro-Man.
     
  9. Boxyno1

    Boxyno1 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    In a similar vain to vulcans, Robau has to have sexual intercourse every so often. However, it is not 7 years, it is 7 hours, and it is not because he needs it, but because he wants it, and who's gonna refuse?
     
  10. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    In reality, the Kelvin has no weapons emplacements. Its captain is the only weapon it needs.
     
  11. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAVE...

    CAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

    ROBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU...

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAXIMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...!
     
  12. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And thus the Robauian Chant is born!
     
  13. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The body and blood of Robau, amen! By this, of course, I mean that you will achieve oneness with Robau's body when his fist contacts your body and then he slurps up your remains through a straw, incorporating you into his bloodstream.
     
  14. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Agent Smith sticks his hand in you to make copies of himself, Robau doesn't bother. He doesn't want to contaminate his awesomeness with elements of you
     
  15. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Robau is so awesome that he doesn't need to make copies of himself in order to beat the living crap out of everyone and everything.
     
  16. Skellington

    Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    ^ Robau just does his thing and then runs back in time for seconds, and thirds, and fourths...
     
  17. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Within his chest, Optimus Prime contains the Matrix of Leadership. Within HIS chest, Robau contains the Matrix, Zion, The Machine World, a random rave orgy, the bus from Speed, and Bill S. Preston, Esq.
     
  18. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau can simultaneously visit all internet chat rooms and BBSes at the same time. And win arguments in all.
     
  19. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Paramount had to download all episodes from the torrent sites, as only Robau has the original Star Trek discs. :D
     
  20. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^ Star Trek and The Robau are one and inseparable. You cannot have the Trek without The Robau. Star Trek is Robau, and Robau is Star Trek.
     
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