Facts About Captain Robau

[6079SmithW]

^ All hail the mighty Robau! Worship him! Worship him! *Begins Gregorian chant*

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Human speech developed from the attemt of vocalising the love for Robau.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau is more ultra than Ultraman.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau is more ultra than Ultraman.

Additionally, he's more Man than Ultraman, too.

 

[6079SmithW]

Diamonds are forever, until Robau crushes them into dust using just his pinkies.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau is the Keymaster.

Captain Robau is the Gatekeeper.

Captain Robau is also Gozer.

 

[Satyrquaze]

^ Yes, that means Robau has to have sex with himself in order to bring about himself.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau is more ultra than Ultraman.

Additionally, he's more Man than Ultraman, too.

And he is both Man and Astro-Man.

 

[Boxyno1]

In a similar vain to vulcans, Robau has to have sexual intercourse every so often. However, it is not 7 years, it is 7 hours, and it is not because he needs it, but because he wants it, and who's gonna refuse?

 

[6079SmithW]

In reality, the Kelvin has no weapons emplacements. Its captain is the only weapon it needs.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^ All hail the mighty Robau! Worship him! Worship him! *Begins Gregorian chant*

AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAVE...

CAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

ROBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU...

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAXIMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And thus the Robauian Chant is born!

 

[6079SmithW]

The body and blood of Robau, amen! By this, of course, I mean that you will achieve oneness with Robau's body when his fist contacts your body and then he slurps up your remains through a straw, incorporating you into his bloodstream.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Agent Smith sticks his hand in you to make copies of himself, Robau doesn't bother. He doesn't want to contaminate his awesomeness with elements of you

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau is so awesome that he doesn't need to make copies of himself in order to beat the living crap out of everyone and everything.

 

[Skellington]

^ Robau just does his thing and then runs back in time for seconds, and thirds, and fourths...

 

[Cyke101]

Within his chest, Optimus Prime contains the Matrix of Leadership. Within HIS chest, Robau contains the Matrix, Zion, The Machine World, a random rave orgy, the bus from Speed, and Bill S. Preston, Esq.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can simultaneously visit all internet chat rooms and BBSes at the same time. And win arguments in all.

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Paramount had to download all episodes from the torrent sites, as only Robau has the original Star Trek discs.

 

[6079SmithW]

^ Star Trek and The Robau are one and inseparable. You cannot have the Trek without The Robau. Star Trek is Robau, and Robau is Star Trek.