Facts About Captain Robau

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Herkimer Jitty, Dec 6, 2008.

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  1. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau can understand this post;)
     
  2. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Joey Ramone might believe in miracles, but it's known throughout the land that miracles believe in Robau.
     
  3. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The Great Barrier around the milky way protects all the other galaxies from Captain Robau.
     
  4. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^Not that he could still transverse it if he wanted to!
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A Captain Robau drunkl thread would be legendary.

    Also, the Great Barrier would never protect the milky way from Robau. It would not even protect the Twix or the Snickers. :guffaw:

    Robau approves of that joke, BTW.
     
  6. 6079SmithW

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    Robau does not need to dial a star gate in order to use it. He simply glares at it until it activates itself.
     
  7. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Doctor Who travels in a police box (whatever that could be), but Captain Robau travels in a whole police station, with a small prison annex.
     
  8. Boxyno1

    Boxyno1 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Robau drank 100 times more than you last night, and downed another 100 shots, and the only thing he feels today is a slight annoyance that he wasn't drunk enough!

    He still isn't sure what a hangover actrually is
     
  9. Satyrquaze

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    A Red-Matter black hole didn't destroy Vulcan. Robau happened to be looking at Vulcan through a viewscreen as he divided by zero.
     
  10. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    BLASPHEMER!!! Of COURSE he knows what it is--he just isn't in the mood for one.
     
  11. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Robau is above mocking languages because the might of his fist is the universal language.
     
  12. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    If God is all powerful, can He create a boulder so heavy that even He can't lift it? Answer: Only if Robau lets Him.
     
  13. cooleddie74

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    Robau is so badass that he got ME to put an end to my sabbatical from the Trek BBS and return! ;)
     
  14. Skellington

    Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    Robau missed Cooleddie.
     
  15. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Which is odd, because Robau NEVER misses...
     
  16. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Einstein's Theory of Relativity is about how the space-time continuum warps around Robau so that he can impregnate everyone in creation.
     
  17. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    We must purge the unbeliever!!! WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Radiation in Chernobyl was 0.001 Robaus per square meter. Even that's high, believe me... :D
     
  19. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Robau equals to 18152121.






    or is it 57???????????
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ Robau is equal to all numbers simultaneously.
     
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