Facts About Captain Robau

[F. King Daniel]

Cylons are no matcg for him; plan o no plan.

Captain Robau can understand this post

 

[barnaclelapse]

Joey Ramone might believe in miracles, but it's known throughout the land that miracles believe in Robau.

 

[F. King Daniel]

The Great Barrier around the milky way protects all the other galaxies from Captain Robau.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Not that he could still transverse it if he wanted to!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

A Captain Robau drunkl thread would be legendary.

Also, the Great Barrier would never protect the milky way from Robau. It would not even protect the Twix or the Snickers.

Robau approves of that joke, BTW.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau does not need to dial a star gate in order to use it. He simply glares at it until it activates itself.

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Doctor Who travels in a police box (whatever that could be), but Captain Robau travels in a whole police station, with a small prison annex.

 

[Boxyno1]

Robau drank 100 times more than you last night, and downed another 100 shots, and the only thing he feels today is a slight annoyance that he wasn't drunk enough!

He still isn't sure what a hangover actrually is

 

[Satyrquaze]

A Red-Matter black hole didn't destroy Vulcan. Robau happened to be looking at Vulcan through a viewscreen as he divided by zero.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau drank 100 times more than you last night, and downed another 100 shots, and the only thing he feels today is a slight annoyance that he wasn't drunk enough!

He still isn't sure what a hangover actrually is

BLASPHEMER!!! Of COURSE he knows what it is--he just isn't in the mood for one.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau is above mocking languages because the might of his fist is the universal language.

 

[6079SmithW]

If God is all powerful, can He create a boulder so heavy that even He can't lift it? Answer: Only if Robau lets Him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass that he got ME to put an end to my sabbatical from the Trek BBS and return!

 

[Skellington]

Robau missed Cooleddie.

 

[cooleddie74]

Which is odd, because Robau NEVER misses...

 

[Cyke101]

Einstein's Theory of Relativity is about how the space-time continuum warps around Robau so that he can impregnate everyone in creation.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Robau drank 100 times more than you last night, and downed another 100 shots, and the only thing he feels today is a slight annoyance that he wasn't drunk enough!

He still isn't sure what a hangover actrually is

BLASPHEMER!!! Of COURSE he knows what it is--he just isn't in the mood for one.

We must purge the unbeliever!!! WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Radiation in Chernobyl was 0.001 Robaus per square meter. Even that's high, believe me...

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Robau equals to 18152121.






or is it 57???????????

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Robau is equal to all numbers simultaneously.