^ All hail the mighty Robau! Worship him! Worship him! *Begins Gregorian chant*
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Human speech developed from the attemt of vocalising the love for Robau.
Robau is more ultra than Ultraman.
Additionally, he's more Man than Ultraman, too.
Diamonds are forever, until Robau crushes them into dust using just his pinkies.
Captain Robau is the Keymaster.
Captain Robau is the Gatekeeper.
Captain Robau is also Gozer.
Captain Robau is the Gatekeeper.
Captain Robau is also Gozer.
^ Yes, that means Robau has to have sex with himself in order to bring about himself.
And he is both Man and Astro-Man.
In reality, the Kelvin has no weapons emplacements. Its captain is the only weapon it needs.
AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAVE...
CAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ROBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU...
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAXIMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...!
And thus the Robauian Chant is born!
The body and blood of Robau, amen! By this, of course, I mean that you will achieve oneness with Robau's body when his fist contacts your body and then he slurps up your remains through a straw, incorporating you into his bloodstream.
Agent Smith sticks his hand in you to make copies of himself, Robau doesn't bother. He doesn't want to contaminate his awesomeness with elements of you
Robau is so awesome that he doesn't need to make copies of himself in order to beat the living crap out of everyone and everything.
^ Robau just does his thing and then runs back in time for seconds, and thirds, and fourths...
Robau can simultaneously visit all internet chat rooms and BBSes at the same time. And win arguments in all.
^ Star Trek and The Robau are one and inseparable. You cannot have the Trek without The Robau. Star Trek is Robau, and Robau is Star Trek.
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