Facts About Captain Robau

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  1. Skellington

    Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    ^ :techman:

    The Robau was born "just north of Moscow"...


    ... AND in Ireland.
     
  2. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    When Robau enters a Karate studio he doesn't wear a belt. Being Captain Robau is the highest rank there is.
     
  3. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    He doesn't even wear a gi.

    He wears nothing. Robau does Karate, ancient Greece style:cool:.
     
  4. Eleanor_zhDarjel

    Eleanor_zhDarjel Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Unfortunately there are no pictures. No camera can grasp that much badassness. They implode.
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ Although the Hasselbadass brand comes closest.
     
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  6. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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  7. Argus Skyhawk

    Argus Skyhawk Commodore Commodore

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    Darth Vader: Do not be too proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force, and the Force is insignificant next to the power of Robau. Chuck Norris is somewhere up there too, so your cute little Death Star is quite a few steps from the top of the awesomeness ladder. I'll admit I like the vending machine you have in the break-room, though.
     
  8. Eleanor_zhDarjel

    Eleanor_zhDarjel Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    :cardie:I now have a very disturbing picture of Darth Vader buying a diet coke on a vending machine...

    O mighty Robau, save me!!
     
  9. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Robau managed to empty an already empty Recycle Bin. After that, he uninstalled it, together with My Computer.
     
  10. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau recycles by glaring at trash until it bursts into flames, being reduced to its elemental components.
     
  11. Boxyno1

    Boxyno1 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Robau had no problems with Windows Vista
     
  12. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau troubleshoots computer software by busting the computer into a thousand bits.
     
  13. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Robau gives apple mac's the blue screen of death
     
  14. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau's wallpaper?

    Pictures of himself.
     
  15. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    In doing so, he gives it one long Stare...

    And it reassembels into prime condition--all the desired memory intact.
     
  16. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    A woman Robau has sex with can only get pregnant if Robau wills it to be so. He doesn't need protection. Likewise, Robau cannot get STDs because they are too scared to enter his body, being terrified of an encounter with his immune system.
     
  17. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau looks proudly upon what will be the final 25 facts about His Greatness.


    Captain Robau has a bigger penis than you.
     
  18. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Donald Trump was The Apprentice...to the Robau!
     
  19. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ Robau doesn't *say* "You're Fired," he just unleashes his fists.
     
  20. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau would like to congratulate all those brave souls who DARED to post in HIS thread. His reward will be to deliver us a swift and devastating ass kicking. And we will be thankful that the Robau has noticed our efforts.
     
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