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The Robau was born "just north of Moscow"...
... AND in Ireland.
The Robau was born "just north of Moscow"...
... AND in Ireland.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau enters a Karate studio he doesn't wear a belt. Being Captain Robau is the highest rank there is.
He doesn't even wear a gi.
He wears nothing. Robau does Karate, ancient Greece style
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Unfortunately there are no pictures. No camera can grasp that much badassness. They implode.
^ Although the Hasselbadass brand comes closest.
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Darth Vader: Do not be too proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force, and the Force is insignificant next to the power of Robau. Chuck Norris is somewhere up there too, so your cute little Death Star is quite a few steps from the top of the awesomeness ladder. I'll admit I like the vending machine you have in the break-room, though.
I now have a very disturbing picture of Darth Vader buying a diet coke on a vending machine...O mighty Robau, save me!!
Robau recycles by glaring at trash until it bursts into flames, being reduced to its elemental components.
Robau troubleshoots computer software by busting the computer into a thousand bits.
Robau gives apple mac's the blue screen of death
Robau's wallpaper?
Pictures of himself.
Pictures of himself.
In doing so, he gives it one long Stare...
And it reassembels into prime condition--all the desired memory intact.
A woman Robau has sex with can only get pregnant if Robau wills it to be so. He doesn't need protection. Likewise, Robau cannot get STDs because they are too scared to enter his body, being terrified of an encounter with his immune system.
Captain Robau looks proudly upon what will be the final 25 facts about His Greatness.
Captain Robau has a bigger penis than you.
Captain Robau has a bigger penis than you.
Donald Trump was The Apprentice...to the Robau!
^ Robau doesn't *say* "You're Fired," he just unleashes his fists.
Captain Robau would like to congratulate all those brave souls who DARED to post in HIS thread. His reward will be to deliver us a swift and devastating ass kicking. And we will be thankful that the Robau has noticed our efforts.
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