Facts About Captain Robau

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Herkimer Jitty, Dec 6, 2008.

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  1. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Learning to Speak English for Beginners: Lesson 1

    Say the following sentence out loud until you can speak it fluently--

    "Captain Robau is a badass." (Cap-tin Roh-bow iz ah bad-az)

    Congratulations! You now know how to say the most important sentence in the English language!
     
  2. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Ah...actually, that's why he DOES mock the "inferior tongues"--because they are inferior to the universal might of his fist!

    Repent, infidel.
     
  3. Aragorn

    Aragorn Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    If you complain about a Captain Robau movie not being in 3D, Robau will step out of the screen and give you a black eye... in 4D.
     
  4. lennier1

    lennier1 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Let's face it: Vulcan collapsed because the Narada had briefly been near Robau in the past.
     
  5. Destructor

    Destructor Commodore Commodore

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    Robau will kick your ass in three dimensions.
     
  6. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I repent nothing. My Robau has no need to mock anyone, because he is not insecure that he feels the need to mock in the first place. He is content in his superiority and needs to prove nothing to no one. If someone feels that Robau must prove something, woe be to the unbeliever, for he shall be smited by the Ultimate Smiter. Godhood, thy name is ROBAU!!!
     
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  7. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau is known throughout the galaxy for having the best Christopher Walken and Michael Caine impressions of all time. Don't even bother trying.
     
  8. Eleanor_zhDarjel

    Eleanor_zhDarjel Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Now, now kids. Don't fight. You don't want Robau looking slightly disgruntled in you direction...
     
  9. Boxyno1

    Boxyno1 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt


    Sorry, I meant he isn't sure what all the fuss is about, he knows what it is, he just hasn't experienced a proper one, therefore he doesn't know if he's had one or not
     
  10. The Squire of Gothos

    The Squire of Gothos Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    You can win every caption contest simultaneously by pasting in an image of Robau.
     
  11. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Actually, FIVE.

    And he's currently working on the sixth and seventh.
     
  12. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    When Robau skydives, he isn't actually falling, it's really the planet trying to run away.
     
  13. Skellington

    Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    Robau thinks that parachutes are for wusses.
     
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  14. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau doesn't have to clear his plate in order to get dessert.
     
  15. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Dessert clears the plate for Robau.
     
  16. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    When Robau goes to a gym to work out, everyone must vacate the gym since no one can withstand the raw power of a Robau work out session.
     
  17. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    If Robau breaks something, people pay HIM Damages
     
  18. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The United Federation of Planets started out as a Robau fan club that quickly spread throughout the galaxy.
     
  19. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Robau calculated the number of Q Continuum members faster than Data.
     
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    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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