Facts About Captain Chris Pike

[Gepard]

"Red Matter" was derived from blood samples taken from Captain Pike.

 

[NiteTrek]

Okay as much as I think Robau is the baddest badass in the galaxy

I'd have to disagree there. I just saw the movie and I would have to say that Robau was closer to a wuss than a badass.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Who the fuck is Robau? Bring on the Pike-ness!

 

[DeafPoet]

Okay as much as I think Robau is the baddest badass in the galaxy

I'd have to disagree there. I just saw the movie and I would have to say that Robau was closer to a wuss than a badass.

He may have gone out like a chump but it makes the whole meme funnier if you ask me.

Pike's actually kind of badass. It's less funny.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

No it's not.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If Captain Robau and Captain Pike entered the same room all of existance would explode from the mixing of that much badass.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

And all that remains is red matter.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Pike let himself get flashfried by radiation so he could be more relateable to us sad worms. It didn't work he was still more awesome then us.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Pike knows you can do better, but not as good as him.

 

[DarthPipes]

Pike's wheelchair doesn't push him around, he pushes it around.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Pike's som badass the promoted him to admiral just for sitting in a wheelchair.

 

[NCC74894A]

The guy you saw in the wheelchair at the end of the movie isn't really Christopher Pike.

The real Christopher Pike got sucked into the black hole with the Narada, but instead of getting torn apart along with the ship, he went back in time to late 20th-century Earth where he began a new career as a young-adult novelist.

 

[Starbreaker]

Chris Pike makes his own avatars!

 

[Aragorn]

Pike can kick ass and save the planet while in outer space. Now if the earth stops rotating and you need him to drill down and reignite the core, on the other hand...

 

[Squiggy]

Pike told Kirk he could be an officer in 4 years because Pike was an officer by his 4th birthday.

 

[Jptrekker]

Well, the fact that Pike got to write an essay about Robau's demise says it all, doesn't it?

"Captain Richard Robau and Badassery: A Critical and Thematic Analysis of the Late Captain and His Awesome Badass Badassery by Christopher Pike"

Correction: "Captain Richard Robau and Badassery: A Critical and Thematic Analysis of the Late Captain and His Awesome Badass Badassery by the even more badass Christopher Pike"

 

[Aragorn]

24 fans may drool over the notion of "Naked Mandy," but Pike actually knows what Naked Mandy is like naked up close... and wearing a schoolgirl outfit (rent Exotica, if you don't understand).

 

[Nick Ryder]

Captain Pike has "Naked Mandy" in his quarters sharing his bunk. And hot Vina, not uglified Vina. Because he's so badass he needs two women to satisfy him.

 

[Mike Farley]

Captain Pike doesn't travel to other planets, other planets travel to Captain Pike.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau asks you what gives you the right to attack a Federation starship.

Captain Pike makes you ask yourself what gives you the right to attack a Federation starship. And you already know the answer. And the consequence. Bitch.