Pike has Robau underoos to remind him to always be badass.
Facts About Captain Chris Pike
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Pike is still nowhere near as awesome as Sisko. I mean Sisko frigging PUNCHES Q.
Pike doesn't need to punch Q, because Q would never waste his time in the first place.
Plecostomus
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Pike is so badass they have to keep him in a special containment chair ON WHEELS 'cause otherwise he'd kick everyone's ass so hard.
Captain Pike likes this thread. It's exciting.
Plecostomus
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Captain pike is well aware that even black-holes will not drink American Beer.
Captain Pike can turn American beer into Guiness by looking at it benevolently.
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Captain Pike does NOT tolerate being called Christopher by tattooed planet-destroying time-warping dipshits with planet-drilling thingies.
No he does NOT.
Also: He eats Centaurian Slugs for breakfast EVERY MORNING.
No he does NOT.
Also: He eats Centaurian Slugs for breakfast EVERY MORNING.
Captain Pike makes Romulans cry by shooting them a stern glance.
Plecostomus
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The Captain Pike Boner Brigade And Marching Band Fundraiser is offering free Budweiser Classic to the next ten people who post here.
Can I have a Cardassian Sunrise instead?
Plecostomus
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Sure. Bend over.
AHEM!
Pike told Nero to drill next to the GGB because that's where Robau's grave is. The beam would eventually release the Soul Of Robau and Earth would be saved.
Really, this Captain Pike fixation is just a cheap knock-off of Robau Rage.
To hell with all of you, I'm going back to worshipping the truest badass starship commander - Bill Adama.
To hell with all of you, I'm going back to worshipping the truest badass starship commander - Bill Adama.
Pike can out deathglare Adama. Also Pike can only cry when the universe implodes due to excessive Robau rage, and it's only one tear.
Plecostomus
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Neither Robau or Pike approve of your attitude.
There's a reason why a long sharpened polearm is known as a Pike.
Robau learned a valuable lesson through its timely use. Yes, he got Pike'd.
Robau learned a valuable lesson through its timely use. Yes, he got Pike'd.
Indeed. Pike was so named because he could withstand the force of a pike thrown at him.
Nero tried to stab him with the pike, but thought it would be too ironic and that if he did it a second time, Pike would take his pike and shove it... wait that sounds wrong.
Pike is so badass that Nero had to strap him down for fear that Pike would go Robau on his ass.
Nero tried to stab him with the pike, but thought it would be too ironic and that if he did it a second time, Pike would take his pike and shove it... wait that sounds wrong.
Pike is so badass that Nero had to strap him down for fear that Pike would go Robau on his ass.
Pike said, "Punch it," and Q obeyed. He punched himself.
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