Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

[cooleddie74]

"In our culture these foods serve as an aphrodisiac. The women here can attest to their...finer qualities."

Archer: "If you so much as touch my leg, Commander, I'll demote you back to Crewman!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Narrator: " 'Life, The Enterprise and Everything'....by Douglas Adams....The regular early morning yell of horror was the sound of Jonathan Archer waking up and suddenly remembering where he was. It wasn't just that the sand was cold, it wasn't that it was dry and smelly. It was that the sand was in the middle of the Sahara, and there wasn't a new caption contest due for two million years."

 

[Tenacity]

Archer: "You mind? We're trying to get some sleep here."

"In our culture these foods serve as an aphrodisiac. The women here can attest to their...finer qualities."

Archer (whispering): "Those are supposed to be women?"

Trip (whispering): "From the way they were penned up in that barbed wire enclosure outside, I thought they were what was being served."

 

[Herbert]

Sgt Joe Gunn: "You fellas look like you could use some water. Have you seen our tank? We seem to have lost her in that last sand storm. Her name is 'Lulubelle'."

Trip: "No tanks."

Sgt Joe Gunn: "Okay then, good luck."

Archer: "Trip!!!"

Wow! Star Trek meets Sahara.

 

[Herbert]

Archer: You'd think this far into the future, man buns would have gone out of style
Trip: Yeah, it's unfortunate.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Wow! Star Trek meets Sahara.

One of Bogart's lesser-known but excellent movies. Great story and great acting. Love that movie.

Another great one that's not widely known is 'The Enforcer' (not to be confused with the Clint Eastwood movie of the same name....completely different story). Now I may have to work that one into a caption contest somewhere....just to raise awareness, you understand.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Archer: "Rura Penthe would feel pretty damn good right about now."

Trip: "I'd settle for a friggin' 7-11 Slurpee."

 

[Herbert]

Trip: Will this desert never end?
Archer: Much like this caption thread, no

 

[TrickyDickie]

Trip: "You do realize that all of this vigorous exercise in the desert is just sapping our bodies more...."

Archer: "Stop complaining....we are establishing canon!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Hiding Easter Eggs on that planet was far more complicated. And a lot more dangerous.

 

[Mr Soak]

The Porthos pooper-scooper team in action.

 

[Tenacity]

Trip: "Captain, all we have to do is ... "

Archer: "Shut up Wesley."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: What the...you bastard!!!!!

 

[Herbert]

Trip: Sam! If we can finish this game, we might leap back to our own time

 

[Tenacity]

Trip: "Captain, I've brought another dipper of baby oil from the barrel."

Archer: "Quick, pour it over my torso and rub it in so that I will gleam in the sun light.

 

[cooleddie74]

The 2152 Erotic Olympics.

Catch the fever! Then pass it around inside a giant spoon.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Archer: "Next clues: Best one to protect The Queen....nose-friendly....we don't have any."

Trip: "Right Guard."

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer: "Who's Denise?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: I'm gonna have to pee on it.
TRIP: How did I mange to step on a jellyfish in the desert???

 

[Herbert]

Trip: Should I be hearing the fight music from Amok Time?