Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Nebusj, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Nerys Myk

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  9. cooleddie74

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    We've been trapped in this caption competition with no water since August 27th, when will it end?
     
  14. Hutchy01

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  16. Leviathan

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  17. cooleddie74

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  20. Timewalker

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    May I chime in with a suggestion? The OP hasn't been around since mid-October. Maybe somebody else should just step in, pick some winners, and start a new contest?