Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

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  1. pl1ngpl0ng

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    "Hey Archer, have you peed on my shirt yet?...Archer!?"
     
  2. Herbert

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  3. pl1ngpl0ng

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    Trip: "and then...?"
    Archer: "then he made me watch Karategirl from1974, the whole thing!!"
     
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  5. tharpdevenport

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    "In the future goatees are considered ugly and unsightful."

    Archer: "That's actually worse."


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    "Help! I ripped my short off in battle and went too far! I've Kirk-ed too much!"
     
  6. cooleddie74

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    When your Montclair Moment goes too far.
     
  7. Leviathan

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    NEVER! This contest is IMMORTAL. Proof you say?

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  8. cooleddie74

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    Winners are the folks who stick around and make this thread even funnier!
     
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  9. Herbert

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    Photographer: Okay, give me that "the sand is burning me" look. <snap> Oh yeah, work it! <snap> That's good. <snap> Keep it up!
     
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  10. Herbert

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    Archer: Okay, we're going to head for those hills in the distance. There will be shelter. Once we get there we will encase the water in an impenetrable energy field and create a special code that, if solved, will allow access to the water.
    Tucker: Why are we going to do that?
    Archer: Oh, I don't know. Give someone in the future something to do.
     
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  12. tharpdevenport

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  13. pl1ngpl0ng

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    Archer:
    "Come here.. Lets head for those hills and ponder about that special code..."

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    "but i cant think of any special coooodes!! Wææææhæææ!!"
     
  14. tharpdevenport

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    "Help! The 'Sub Rosa' space ghost is violating me!!!"
     
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    Alien: <offscreen> Let's all square dance! Places all... Bow to your corner, bow to your own. Two hands up and round you go. Break it up with a dosey-do. Chicken in the bread pan kicking out dough, skip to ma lou my darlin'.
     
  16. Bry_Sinclair

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    T'Pol (os): Commander, first your shirt was chafing and now you say your pants are as well? Might I suggest requisitioning larger sizes.
    Archer: (os) Shut up, T'Pol! Trip, do whatever makes you more comfortable.
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    Archer: "That's it. Let it out! If you hold in a fart on a planet with higher-than-normal gravity you're gonna blow out your sphincter muscle!"
     
  18. Leviathan

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    Trip: We're trapped and dyin',but at least nobody has posted a "Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back"
     
  19. tharpdevenport

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    "Okay, we've flown to another continent, crossed a desert and have no tracking devices on us. Do you think we've finally gotten away from Harvey Weinstein? Oh, shit -- T'Pol!"
     
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    Alien Dude: Captain, is there something on my chin?
    Archer: Nope