Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Nebusj, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Catarina

    Catarina Commodore Commodore

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    Trip: Captain! Look! I think someone's come to salvage the contest. Wait...just a mirage.
     
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  2. Catarina

    Catarina Commodore Commodore

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    What's wrong with these fans? Why won't one of them just take command already? It's friggin hot....
    Caterina: I don't know your show
    Trip: At this point, I just want off this contest time loop....
    Cat: Ask the beagle-starts with a P. He's loyal!
    All three of us: Porthos!
     
  3. pl1ngpl0ng

    pl1ngpl0ng Commander Red Shirt

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    Trip: "What is that over there?"
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  4. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Trip: Damnit! I hit it in the sand trap again.
    Archer: Kind of hard not to

    Alernate caption
    Trip: Damnit! I hit it in the sand trap again.
    Archer: Well, this is the hardest fairways in regulation course on the tour
     
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  5. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Archer: Well, we're screwed. That leaves us only one option...
    Trip: We can't!!
    Archer: It's "Enterprise" Trip...we have to...we implausibly go back in time and screw with stuff.
    Trip: NOT AGAIN!
    Archer: Just a little one, we'll go back about 3 years and start over...it'll be fine...
    Trip: Do I die this time?
    Archer: Maybe. Setting the time tricorder to May 7, 2015...

     
  6. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Trip: "Why do they look so angry?"

    Archer: "I don't think this is what they had in mind when they said they wanted us to do some 'Spooning'."
     
  7. Tenacity

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    Trip: "How much longer Captain?"

    Archer: "Just another 135 days and this caption contest will have been open a full year."
     
  8. pl1ngpl0ng

    pl1ngpl0ng Commander Red Shirt

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    Hey, Archer....

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    I....

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    ...WOW!....

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    I think I'm going to lose....
    Archer: Weight?
    Trip: No,.. yes...but.. didn't you see ANY of this??
     
  9. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    Archer (singing): "Sand in the clowwwwwwnnnnns..."
    Tucker: "Stop! Just. Stop."