Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

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  1. Catarina

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    Trip: Captain! Look! I think someone's come to salvage the contest. Wait...just a mirage.
     
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    What's wrong with these fans? Why won't one of them just take command already? It's friggin hot....
    Caterina: I don't know your show
    Trip: At this point, I just want off this contest time loop....
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    All three of us: Porthos!
     
  3. pl1ngpl0ng

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    Trip: Damnit! I hit it in the sand trap again.
    Archer: Kind of hard not to

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    Trip: Damnit! I hit it in the sand trap again.
    Archer: Well, this is the hardest fairways in regulation course on the tour
     
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  5. Leviathan

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    Trip: We can't!!
    Archer: It's "Enterprise" Trip...we have to...we implausibly go back in time and screw with stuff.
    Trip: NOT AGAIN!
    Archer: Just a little one, we'll go back about 3 years and start over...it'll be fine...
    Trip: Do I die this time?
    Archer: Maybe. Setting the time tricorder to May 7, 2015...

     
  6. tharpdevenport

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    Trip: "Why do they look so angry?"

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  7. Tenacity

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    Trip: "How much longer Captain?"

    Archer: "Just another 135 days and this caption contest will have been open a full year."
     
  8. pl1ngpl0ng

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    Hey, Archer....

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    I....

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    ...WOW!....

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    I think I'm going to lose....
    Archer: Weight?
    Trip: No,.. yes...but.. didn't you see ANY of this??
     
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    Archer (singing): "Sand in the clowwwwwwnnnnns..."
    Tucker: "Stop! Just. Stop."
     
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    • Bakula ;..You have a little something on your chin...
    • Brown ; ..I wished that I was in the voice studio doing Mr Krabs for SpongeBob...
     
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    Tattoo concept that was rejected from Beltran's screen test and recycled for this guy.
     
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  14. Catarina

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    *claps* and I singing it in my head while I read it.
     
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    Archer: "We have a excellent doctor aboard my ship."
    Alien: "And the doctor could alleviate my problem."
    Archer: "Make it so you could open your eyes fully."
    Alien: "I was referring to this horrible tattoo, but sure what you said."
     
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    This is how you learn to 'sleep' in prison. Never close your eyes or you get this *directs to chin*
     
  17. HopefulRomantic

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    We interrupt your thread to announce that volunteers to take over the Caption Contest can speak up here.
     
  18. Herbert

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    What? You mean this contest might finally come to an end?
     
  20. Cutie McWhiskers

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    Archer: "Forget the mystery meat icon with smiley faces on either side of it, just tell us with actual words!"

    (disclaimer: There's no double entendre, the term regarding web page pictures as opposed to text links, aka "mystery meat", was coined in the 1990s. It is still in use today, though not as often (sadly).
     
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