Burger King's New Seven Inch Sandwich

[Peacemaker]

So, it's come to this has it?

http://www.newser.com/story/62686/bk-goes-crude-with-7-inch-burger-ad.html

How does one respond...I know...

Amateur! She'll probably just eat the end and leave the rest...

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

So, it's come to this has it?

http://www.newser.com/story/62686/bk-goes-crude-with-7-inch-burger-ad.html

How does one respond...I know...

Amateur! She'll probably just eat the end and leave the rest...

Burger King, thy name is not subtlety.

All that ad needs is a "yes, she does swallow" line to make it complete.

 

[Emher]

Bow-chicka-bow-burger?


No?

I'm sorry I don't know what to say.

 

[Amaris]

Ad Fail.

That commercial actually makes me want to stay away from Burger King.


J.

 

[Peacemaker]

Yeah I know...maybe the fine print should read:

Be sure to get tested after eating this...

BK's Seven Incher...causing a run on the nearest clinic.

 

[SeerSGB]

Ad Fail.

That commercial actually makes me want to stay away from Burger King.


J.

The Burger King makes me want to stay away from Burger King...who knows what he's doing to our burgers. Then again, considering this ad, I think really don't want to know.

 

[Skywalker]

Burger King's ads have been terrible for years now.

 

[Dream]

I enjoyed Quiznos' mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmm lesbians sandwich commercial more.

 

[Trekker4747]

So, it's come to this has it?

http://www.newser.com/story/62686/bk-goes-crude-with-7-inch-burger-ad.html

How does one respond...I know...

Amateur! She'll probably just eat the end and leave the rest...

I'm a little weirded out by this.

But not surprised either.

 

[JonathonWally]

I love this ad, I've had this pic on my phone for like a month now and I show it to everyone.

Burger King is pure genius!

I enjoyed Quiznos' mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmm lesbians sandwich commercial more.

Link?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I love this ad, I've had this pic on my phone for like a month now and I show it to everyone.

Burger King is pure genius!

I enjoyed Quiznos' mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmm lesbians sandwich commercial more.

Link?

No doubt a reference to this.

 

[Misfit Toy]

There is a reason why cooleddie is the King.

 

[JonathonWally]

I love this ad, I've had this pic on my phone for like a month now and I show it to everyone.

Burger King is pure genius!

I enjoyed Quiznos' mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmm lesbians sandwich commercial more.

Link?

No doubt a reference to this.

I had forgotten how awesome that was!

 

[Plecostomus]

That's... a bit off.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

She's probably a "Spitter"

Burger King’s “edgy” ads have reached a new low, writes Cajun Boy for Gawker. The ad for its 7-inch-long burger screams fellatio—from the “piping hot beef laden with creamy mayo” to the “open mouth of a wide-eyed blond.” The slogan—“It’ll blow your mind away”—is as subtle as a sledge hammer, and the fine print is filled with heavy breathing. "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER."

Shit you cant get more suggestive than that.
where are the vomit smilie??

 

[CorporalClegg]

Yeah. But does it taste good?

 

[Aurian]

That is one stupid add.

 

[Awesome Possum]

 

[Red Ranger]

Oh brother. Just when you thought Burger King couldn't get dumber than those homoerotic, plastic-masked King ads, they plumb new depths! Can anyone say, "gag reflex"? -- RR

 

[Messianni]

So that's what the King keeps under his robe, eh?