Burger King's New Seven Inch Sandwich

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I don't see what's wrong with this. I've gobbled on foot longs for years.

 

[AdAstra]

“The only thing this ad is missing, adds Cajun Boy, "is the disclaimer that you'll actually get fewer blow-jobs if you eat these sandwiches.”


Haha.
So true.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Someone's overcompensating ...

 

[CorporalClegg]

Well that depends. In some places one can get sucked-off for cheaper than the price of the sandwich.

I'm just sayin'.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Where are these places?

 

[CorporalClegg]

You'd have to ask Mr. Vitter.

 

[Holdfast]

So, it's come to this has it?

http://www.newser.com/story/62686/bk-goes-crude-with-7-inch-burger-ad.html

How does one respond...I know...

Amateur! She'll probably just eat the end and leave the rest...

From that article: "Copyranter, who tipped Gawker to the ad, calls it "most overtly blow-jobby ad I've ever seen"

Copyranter has clearly never watched any of the Cadbury's Flake adverts from the 80s in the UK. BK's ad pales in comparison to the Flake ads.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I dunno ... this ad here is pretty blow-jobbery.

 

[CorporalClegg]

That's hot.

 

[RobertVA]

Well that depends. In some places one can get sucked-off for cheaper than the price of the sandwich.

I'm just sayin'.

Caution: Price does not include the antibiotics you will need later!

 

[Messianni]

I dunno ... this ad here is pretty blow-jobbery.

"Blow-jobbery".

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I understand that the ad is provocative to get our attention, but I'm wondering who this ad is aimed at. I don't really want to eat a burger that reminds me of a 7 inch penis. Maybe it's aimed at lovers of the peepee, but I can't see a heterosexual male going "damn, now I want one!".

They should do what Quizno's did and get a small Asian woman to up the innuendo.

God, I had forgotten how annoying that woman's laugh was.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

They should do what Quizno's did and get a small Asian woman to up the innuendo.

Absolutely. She should be on every TV commercial.

 

[Starbreaker]

No worse than the Quizno's torpedo.

 

[The Grim Ghost]

Hardees commercials are much more offensive to me. They all imply that men are knuckle dragging, mindless fratboy cheating scum.

There is even a little hint of homophobia (to me) in the wretched "men don't bake" one.

 

[Teelie]

Carl Jr's/Hardee's stated goal is actually very close to that. They are targeting single college age guys and probably the niche that are way too macho for their own good.

 

[tharpdevenport]

She can wash down that seven inch with a drink who's slogan goes: "... got a little captain in him"...