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Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

Why are Cardassians often invited to picnics... because they have forked tongues and spoon heads...
 
Q: Why did that hard of hearing Ferengi attend to a Bajoran ritual?

A: He thought they were talking about profits.
 
when Seven found an old tv-serie from the 21'st century
she insisted calling it "The Game of Drones" :razz:
 
How would a debate between Vreenak and Benny Russell go?

Vreenak : It's a faaake!
Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
Vreenak : It's a faaake!
Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
Vreenak : It's a faaake!
Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
Vreenak : It's a faaake!
Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
Vreenak : It's a faaake!
Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
....
 
Who is the only senior staff member of Voyager that is forbidden to change his last name?

Tom Paris. Because Paris will always be Paris!
 
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