Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.
What if they started calling Gul Dukat "Cull Dukat" after his actions on Bajor?
Not Trek related but I went to buy a BBQ from B&Q and the guy showing me one said "It can hold your meat" I was dying to say "Do you have to take it on a couple of dates first?"
Data walks into a bar, the bar bends.
Where does Garak store his passwords?
In his PIN cushion!
How does Garak escape from every prison he's put in?
Through the vent!
What implacable force captures Garak the most often?
How do you call one of Garak's tailor bon mots?
Why did Garak say upon beaming down to Oz?
""We're not in Canvas anymore."
Why was Garak pacing at Docking Port Three?
He was waiting for godet!
Why does Garak's shop never falter during hard times?
Its business is serging!
How does Garak stall for time while he thinks of a way out?
By hemming and hawing!
Why does Garak think that Lincoln was a fellow tailor?
Because he made the Gettysburg a dress.
Nothing since August. I miss this thread. Not been a year though, so here goes:
A Vulcan, an Andorian and a Tellarite walk into a 22nd century pub.
Barman says, "is this some kind of a joke?"
Very bad Trek joke:
Guinan: (talking to Data) You're a droid and I am a noid...
Last thing you want to hear on Discovery: "We've got this... under control."
Once in the past, while time traveling Data's vocal processor went offline, he was mistaken by the people there for Marcel Marceau...
Why did the alien who took over Data's body try and pretend to be Data at first in season 5?
He was a conn officer.
Why did EMH 2 act like a asshole to our Doctor?
He was a real dick.
What caused the transporters to start making blue crystal meth all of sudden?
The Heisenberg Compensator
Would you date someone who had a really big Edo?
Question: How many Betazoid counselors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but the lightbulb must want to change.
Question: How many good old country doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer!
Question: How many Q does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One. He holds it up and changes the rotational constant of the universe.
Kirk: Bones, go work on the engines!
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer!
Kirk: Bones, take over at the helm!
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pilot!
Kirk: Bones, go help those injured people!
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a -- never mind, I'll get right on it.
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