Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.
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Why did Picard promote Laforge to chief Engineer ?
He was a great Super - Visor !
Did you hear that the Borg assimilated Supervisor 194? He's now known as Gary Seven of Nine.
I hear the crew of the Enterprise are getting married......they have engaged the Borg.
Why was Star Trek so successful? ............because it had good Genes.
Aye thang yaw.
Who on Malcor has the key to warp travel?
Why did Scotty start eating salads?
Because he was dating Mira Romaine.
What do you get when Q offers you advice on something.
What do you get with a frozen Borg ship?
What did the "Man Trap" alien do when it assumed the form of Jimmy Buffett?
Went looking for his lost shaker of salt.
What happened when Starfleet briefly captured Garak during the Cardassian war?
Picard told Starfleet command to make it sew.
Picard goes to sickbay with a broken arm:
Beverly: This will make your bone knit.
Picard: Make it so.
Yeah I don’t get it
Beverly: This will make your bone knit
Picard: Make it sew.
Knit, sew... get it?
yeah I get now. you just forgot t o replace so with sew
What do you call a Klingon who has lost weight.
Why did Worf get bored while hunting?
The animal he was after was a complete boar.
What do you call a starfleet pad that someone has thrown it up in the air?
A launch pad.
what did Worf say when the Klingon lost weight?
"i couldn't Kahless"...
Q. Why did Picard never play poker with the crew? (Until 'All Good Things.')
A. He prefered bridge.
Q: What did Picard say to Data who hesitated between a male or a female pig as his next pet?
A: Make it sow.
What did Picard say when opening the first keg on Oktoberfest?
Make it flow.
Which task from Picard drove the Enterprise's hairstylist to despair?
Make it grow.
What did Picard tell the engineer repairing the broken vacuum cleaner?
Make it blow.
What did an angry Nechayev tell Picard?
Make like a French and leave!
And because it was green!
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