Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. Discofan

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    What did a confused Data tell Geordi?

    Make like a tree and get out of here!
     
  2. Gabriel

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    You know I’m starting to miss the garak jokes
     
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  3. FormerLurker

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    The ones since have made your aim unsteady.
     
  4. Discofan

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    Why are Cardassians often invited to picnics... because they have forked tongues and spoon heads...
     
  5. IMC Headquarters

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    Why does Garak love to do weddings?

    They all have veils of secrecy!
     
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  6. Discofan

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    Q: Why did that hard of hearing Ferengi attend to a Bajoran ritual?

    A: He thought they were talking about profits.
     
  7. IMC Headquarters

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    What does Garak never replicate?

    Spywear!
     
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  8. IMC Headquarters

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    What Bajoran terrorist group did Garak infiltrate?

    The Sewing Circle!
     
  9. IMC Headquarters

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    How did Garak begin his interrogation sessions?

    With a needle and threat!
     
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  10. Discofan

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    What was Garak's specialty when he worked for a Romulan loan shark?

    Guard dunning...
     
  11. IMC Headquarters

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    What's Garak's favorite type of prisoner? Singer!
     
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    when Seven found an old tv-serie from the 21'st century
    she insisted calling it "The Game of Drones" :razz:
     
  13. Discofan

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    What is Seven's favorite classic movie? "The (uni)Matrix."
     
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    What's one thing Data and LaForge both had in common during poker games.

    The both wore a visor.


    Jason
     
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  15. Discofan

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    What would you call a horse assimilated by the Borg?

    A hippo-drone. ;)
     
  16. StametsFungi

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    What is Senator Vreenaks favourite Ballet?

    Swan Laaaaaake!
     
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  17. Discofan

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    How would a debate between Vreenak and Benny Russell go?

    Vreenak : It's a faaake!
    Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
    Vreenak : It's a faaake!
    Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
    Vreenak : It's a faaake!
    Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
    Vreenak : It's a faaake!
    Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
    Vreenak : It's a faaake!
    Benny Russell : It's reaalll!
    ....
     
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  18. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Q: Where did Enterprise's first officer keep his communicator?
    A: In his pocket (In his Spock-et) :rolleyes::lol:
     
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  19. IMC Headquarters

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    Where does Janeway dispose of Neelix's roasts?

    The Horta-potty.
     
  20. Discofan

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    Who is the only senior staff member of Voyager that is forbidden to change his last name?

    Tom Paris. Because Paris will always be Paris!