Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. Discofan

    Discofan Vice Admiral Commodore

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    What did a confused Data tell Geordi?

    Make like a tree and get out of here!
     
  2. Gabriel

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    You know I’m starting to miss the garak jokes
     
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  3. FormerLurker

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    The ones since have made your aim unsteady.
     
  4. Discofan

    Discofan Vice Admiral Commodore

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    Why are Cardassians often invited to picnics... because they have forked tongues and spoon heads...
     
  5. IMC Headquarters

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    Why does Garak love to do weddings?

    They all have veils of secrecy!
     
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  6. Discofan

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    Q: Why did that hard of hearing Ferengi attend to a Bajoran ritual?

    A: He thought they were talking about profits.
     
  7. IMC Headquarters

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    What does Garak never replicate?

    Spywear!
     
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  8. IMC Headquarters

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    What Bajoran terrorist group did Garak infiltrate?

    The Sewing Circle!
     
  9. IMC Headquarters

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    How did Garak begin his interrogation sessions?

    With a needle and threat!
     
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  10. Discofan

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    What was Garak's specialty when he worked for a Romulan loan shark?

    Guard dunning...