Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

[SpocksOddSocks]

Who was Starfleet's most hated officer of the 24th century?


Will Riker... Picard kept ordering Worf to fire at him.
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Who is the most well travelled individual in Starfleet?


Chief O'Brien.... by Miles.
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What was Shran's favourite Earth movie?


The Blues Brothers.

 

[Cjohnson1701]

Why do D7's dont have Seatbelts?
So the crew can remain Klingon.

Why is it so hard to make an outgoing message on the Enterprise D?
Because only the senior staff have access to Data.

Why are the Borg so knowledgeable?
Because they work with Lore.

 

[Jayson1]

What do you call a date with Riker who happens to be short?

Minuet.


What ship would the Green Arrow captain?

The USS: HOOD


Jason

 

[DanGussin]

The Enterprise and Toilet Paper -

Circling Uranus searching for Kling - ons

 

[Discofan]

What do you find in Kirk's toilet?

The Captain's log...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Why was Garak featured on ABC's Wide World of Sports?

For his twill of victory!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Who is Garak's favorite Suliban?

Silk!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

How did Garak win Employee of the Month?

He pulled the wool over everyone's eyes!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Why did Garak kill his apprentice?

He didn't measure up!

 

[Jayson1]

Why do people think Khan was a musician?

He could really Singh.

What would a cannibal call a meal featuring both Commodore and Captain Decker?

A Double Decker?

What would you call a frivious rule made by Picard just for Data's daughter while on the ship?

A Lal D Law.

Jason

 

[The Old Mixer]

Why do D7's dont have Seatbelts?
So the crew can remain Klingon.

Why does the Constitution-class not have seatbelts?
"Risk...risk is our business!"

 

[Discofan]

What did Lily (from Generations) say about Deanna?

Is she your pilates instructor?

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

Why did Garak cross the promenade?



To get to the other side.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

i'm ordering you all to be more funny!!


<--- ! i'm a CAPTAIN

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

What Star Trek species do you get of you cross a turtle with a Himalayan beast of burden?
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The Shelly-yak

 

[Discofan]

Picard went into an argument with Riker about the best watering can, American or French.

Picard said: What the American can can't, the French can can!!!

 

[FormerLurker]

i'm ordering you all to be more funny!!


<--- ! i'm a CAPTAIN

But this is the BAD joke thread!

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

yeah i know @FormerLurker it's just so fascinating ordering people around...
I can do that now.., because I'm A CAPTAIN
<--- LOOK!!....

 

[Tim Thomason]

yeah i know @FormerLurker it's just so fascinating ordering people around...
I can do that now.., because I'm A CAPTAIN
<--- LOOK!!....

Commodore FormerLurker outranks you, and Captain SpocksOddSocks has more time in grade, so your orders are unlawful, Captain.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Commodore FormerLurker outranks you, and Captain SpocksOddSocks has more time in grade, so your orders are unlawful, Captain.

i think i must be blinded with my new powers.... i'll soon come to my senses =)
and i promise to only harass ensigns from now on