Bad Trek Jokes, Part II
- Thread starter Lord Garth
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Ok now I get and man that is definitely a bad joke
Who is Garak's favorite singer?
Tailor Swift.
Tailor Swift.
What's Garak's favorite comeback?
Sew what?
Sew what?
What's Garak's favorite movie?
Eye of the Needle.
Eye of the Needle.
Why did Garak befriend Saru?
He wanted his thread ganglia.
He wanted his thread ganglia.
Who does Garak loathe in the Dominion?
The Hem Jadar.
The Hem Jadar.
Why does Captain Sisko always seek Garak's counsel?
Because he's full of notions.
Because he's full of notions.
Ok so it’s not a sewing joke but it still is a joke
No, you missed it because the joke is "Keeping Up with Cardassians", while you gave the real show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".
What's Garak's favorite musical?
Weft Side Story.
Weft Side Story.
It could have been worse. He could have said: "Keeping Up With The Ferengi"
Ok now I see it. Well they would both be shows you couldn’t pay me to watch.
Well for that show they may need shorter cameras and I don’t know about you but I may get bored when ever they start talking about their finances.
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