Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.
What's special about the Enterprise's toilets?
William Shatner (shat'n'ere)...
Why didn’t the Vulcan screw in the lightbulb?
Because his human colleagues would make immature jokes about it for centuries.
Which Star Trek aliens are guilty of "mansplaining"?
Puts another spin on the term "misogynist pig" as well, I suppose.
Ensign Kim has once again changed species... from now on he'll be known as... Kim Cardassian!!!!
Punchline of one of Quark's jokes:
"And the Andorian says: That's not my antenna."
....It didn't make Morn laugh...
How many ears has Kirk got?
Four. His left ear, his right ear, his final front-ear and Scotty his Chief Engine-ear!
How many Romulans does it take to change a lighting panel?
One hundred and one. One to change the panel and one hundred to blow up the ship for the disgrace!
How many Klingons does it take to change a lighting panel?
Two. One to change the panel and the other to kill him and claim the glory.
How did Leeta learn Oo-mox:
She played it by ear...
Why did Worf shoot Riker?
Because Picard ordered "Fire at Will."
How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A 2. One to change it the other to yell at the burnt out one for disgracing it self by burning out.
B none A real Klingon warrior doesn’t fear darkness
How do they call a young Ferengi?
What do you call the vacant area of space that Romulus use to be located at?
What do you call a moody teenager using a transporter?
Someone going through a phase!
What did Picard enlist in Starfleet? He decided to take a stab at it.
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