Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

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  1. Discofan

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    What's special about the Enterprise's toilets?

    William Shatner (shat'n'ere)...
     
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  2. JirinPanthosa

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    Why didn’t the Vulcan screw in the lightbulb?

    Because his human colleagues would make immature jokes about it for centuries.
     
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    Which Star Trek aliens are guilty of "mansplaining"?


    Tell(h)erittes. ..

    Puts another spin on the term "misogynist pig" as well, I suppose.
     
  5. Discofan

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    Ensign Kim has once again changed species... from now on he'll be known as... Kim Cardassian!!!!
     
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  8. Discofan

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    Punchline of one of Quark's jokes:

    "And the Andorian says: That's not my antenna."

    ....It didn't make Morn laugh...
     
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    How many ears has Kirk got?
    Four. His left ear, his right ear, his final front-ear and Scotty his Chief Engine-ear!

    How many Romulans does it take to change a lighting panel?
    One hundred and one. One to change the panel and one hundred to blow up the ship for the disgrace!

    How many Klingons does it take to change a lighting panel?
    Two. One to change the panel and the other to kill him and claim the glory.
     
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  10. Discofan

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    How did Leeta learn Oo-mox:

    She played it by ear...
     
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    Why did Worf shoot Riker?

    Because Picard ordered "Fire at Will."
     
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    How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A 2. One to change it the other to yell at the burnt out one for disgracing it self by burning out.
    B none A real Klingon warrior doesn’t fear darkness
     
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  14. Discofan

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    How do they call a young Ferengi?

    A lobester...
     
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    What do you call the vacant area of space that Romulus use to be located at?

    Romu-less!


    What do you call a moody teenager using a transporter?

    Someone going through a phase!

    Jason
     
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    What did Picard enlist in Starfleet? He decided to take a stab at it.
     
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