So it's become exclusively a terrible Garak jokes thread now? Why did Q send Data to Garaks shop? . . . He knew he'd leave him in stitches.
What was Garak's conclusion after Lieutenant Paris' countless demands of alterations? It's the last time I sew Paris'.
Here's a bad Trek joke that actually comes from a Trek novel (The Final Reflectioni): Q: How many Romulans does it take to change a transtator? A: One to change the 'stator...and 150 to blow up the ship out of shame.
How many Romulans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't have lightbulbs in the future. (That one is weak, I almost erased it)
What do you call a Tellerite that likes to joke around? A ham. Which Trek character should have been played by Joe Don Baker Gary MITCHELL. What happens if Lee Kelso has diarrhea and a toilet that is 12 parsecs away. The Kelso Run. Jason
What do you call the data rod Sisko tried to give the Romulan Senator in "Pale Moonlight." FAAAKKEE News. Jason
Shouting match between Vreenak and Ben Sisko (aka Benny): Vreenak: It's a FAAAKE!!! Sisko: It's Realll!!! Vreenak: I am telling you, it's a FAAKE!! Sisko: It's Realll, because I CREATED IT!!! It's REAL in MY MIND!!! Vreenak: All right weirdo. I've wasted enough of my time with you!