Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.

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  1. Mr Soak

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    Mormon: self explanatory.
     
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  2. Gabriel

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    Ok now I get and man that is definitely a bad joke
     
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  3. Discofan

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    Yes, that was kinda the idea...;)
     
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  4. IMC Headquarters

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    Who is Garak's favorite singer?
    Tailor Swift.
     
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  5. Discofan

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    What's the title of Garak's autobiography?


    Fifty Shades Of Garak
     
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    What's Garak's favorite comeback?
    Sew what?
     
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    What's Garak's favorite movie?

    Eye of the Needle.
     
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    Why did Garak befriend Saru?

    He wanted his thread ganglia.
     
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  9. Gabriel

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    What’s garaks favorite reality tv show?

    Keeping up the the Kardashians
     
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  10. Kai "the spy"

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  11. Discofan

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    What is Garak favorite human Actress?

    Elizabeth Taylor
     
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  12. IMC Headquarters

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    Who does Garak loathe in the Dominion?

    The Hem Jadar.
     
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    Why does Captain Sisko always seek Garak's counsel?

    Because he's full of notions.
     
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  14. Gabriel

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    Ok so it’s not a sewing joke but it still is a joke
     
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  15. Discofan

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    Name another actress that Garak likes a lot:

    Sigourney Weaver
     
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  16. Kai "the spy"

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    No, you missed it because the joke is "Keeping Up with Cardassians", while you gave the real show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".
     
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  17. IMC Headquarters

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    What's Garak's favorite musical?

    Weft Side Story.
     
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  18. Discofan

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    It could have been worse. He could have said: "Keeping Up With The Ferengi"
     
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  19. Gabriel

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    Ok now I see it. Well they would both be shows you couldn’t pay me to watch.
     
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  20. Gabriel

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    Well for that show they may need shorter cameras and I don’t know about you but I may get bored when ever they start talking about their finances.
     
    Gabriel, Mar 28, 2019
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