Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

Wars not Trek, but one of my favourite jokes:

How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas?
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He felt his presence.

 

For a second there, I thought you said "Shitty turd"... and that would have been re-dung-dant...

 

Who's the most evil character in all of Star Wars??

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R2D2

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He's actually a Dalek in disguise

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How can you tell the sex of an Android?

You tell it to walk.

If he walks, it's a male. If she walks, it's a female.

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Totally forgot about that. Didn't Shatner's team also win just because he was Shatner?

 

So basically, your average Starfleet uniform is actually a Fremen stillsuit.

 

I don't remember tbh. The only other things I remember from it was the fact they had Armin Shimerman and Max Grodenchik on opposite sides one week, and called the teams the Quarks and the Roms. Also, I think Shatner might have appeared on two episodes (probably filmed back to back, but shown weeks apart).

 

Why did Dr Soong vote for Brexit?

So he could make his own Lores.

 

When will Dr. Soong regret having voted for Brexit?

Next year, because hindsight is (in) 2020.

 

well these jokes through the thread would probably get you booed off the stage

 

What do you call a genetically engineered Nausicaan?

A Nausikhaaaaan!!!!

 

What do you call a tall Ferengi?

A hallucination.

 

Ouch.

 

Why did the Enterprise visit a planet owned by an 11th century French nobleman?
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They wanted to go where Norman had gone before.

 

Why did Kirk say that Spock did too much LDS? (He did in TVH)

Because he wishes he had Mormon like him...

 

Yeah I don’t get it

 

More Men

 

Yeah, neither do I.

Still confused.