I hear the crew of the Enterprise are getting married......they have engaged the Borg. Why was Star Trek so successful? ............because it had good Genes. Aye thang yaw.
What do you get when Q offers you advice on something. Q tip. What do you get with a frozen Borg ship? Ice Cube. What did the "Man Trap" alien do when it assumed the form of Jimmy Buffett? Went looking for his lost shaker of salt. Jason
What happened when Starfleet briefly captured Garak during the Cardassian war? Picard told Starfleet command to make it sew.
Picard goes to sickbay with a broken arm: Beverly: This will make your bone knit. Picard: Make it so.
What do you call a Klingon who has lost weight. Kahless Why did Worf get bored while hunting? The animal he was after was a complete boar. What do you call a starfleet pad that someone has thrown it up in the air? A launch pad. Jason
Q: What did Picard say to Data who hesitated between a male or a female pig as his next pet? A: Make it sow.
What did Picard say when opening the first keg on Oktoberfest? Make it flow. Which task from Picard drove the Enterprise's hairstylist to despair? Make it grow. What did Picard tell the engineer repairing the broken vacuum cleaner? Make it blow.