Who was Starfleet's most hated officer of the 24th century? Will Riker... Picard kept ordering Worf to fire at him. ________________ Who is the most well travelled individual in Starfleet? Chief O'Brien.... by Miles. _______________ What was Shran's favourite Earth movie? The Blues Brothers.
Why do D7's dont have Seatbelts? So the crew can remain Klingon. Why is it so hard to make an outgoing message on the Enterprise D? Because only the senior staff have access to Data. Why are the Borg so knowledgeable? Because they work with Lore.
What do you call a date with Riker who happens to be short? Minuet. What ship would the Green Arrow captain? The USS: HOOD Jason
Why do people think Khan was a musician? He could really Singh. What would a cannibal call a meal featuring both Commodore and Captain Decker? A Double Decker? What would you call a frivious rule made by Picard just for Data's daughter while on the ship? A Lal D Law. Jason
What Star Trek species do you get of you cross a turtle with a Himalayan beast of burden? . . . . . The Shelly-yak
Picard went into an argument with Riker about the best watering can, American or French. Picard said: What the American can can't, the French can can!!!
yeah i know @FormerLurker it's just so fascinating ordering people around... I can do that now.., because I'm A CAPTAIN <--- LOOK!!....
Commodore FormerLurker outranks you, and Captain SpocksOddSocks has more time in grade, so your orders are unlawful, Captain.
i think i must be blinded with my new powers.... i'll soon come to my senses =) and i promise to only harass ensigns from now on