Bad Starship Names

[The Salt Umpire]

USS There Goes The Neighborhood
(I'm waiting eagerly for Spaceballs II: The Search For Cash, even Brooks is working on it! Tim Russ also)

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Reading is Fundamental
USS And Now You Know 'The Rest of the Story'

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Alright, Just Let Me Think

 

[Bynar0110]

U.S.S Arrow in the knee

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Barely An Inconvenience

 

[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. The Name of this Ship Will Surprise You So Don't Wait Click Now

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Ten Shocking Things About Gene Roddenberry

 

[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. Oh Yes Touch Me There You Sexy Beast

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Why don't you take a seat over there?

 

[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E

 

[Vanyel]

USS NEED TO RESTART OUR COMPUTER EVERY 15 INUTES

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Putz
U.S.S. Schmuck

 

[CorporalCaptain]

USS Wedgie
USS Swirly

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Purple Nurple

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Moe Howard
USS Larry Fine
USS Curly Howard
USS Shemp Howard*
USS Christine McIntyre
USS Joe Besser**
USS Joe DeRita***

*replacement for USS Curly Howard
** 2nd replacement for USS Curly Howard
*** Also replaced USS Curly Howard

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Disco Inferno
Motto - "Burn Baby, Burn"

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Dancing Queen (keeping up the disco theme. DISCO? See what I did there?)

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Night Fever

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Love To Love You Baby
USS Macarthur Park
USS Last Dance

 

[Vanyel]

USS I WILL SURVIVE
USS THE HUSTLE
USS HEART OF GLASS
USS OFF THE WALL
USS DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
USS XANADU
USS (NO MORE TEARS) ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
USS LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY
USS HOT STUFF
USS BAD GIRLS

I'm an older GenXer. My older sister taught me to dance these songs so she could prartice before school dances.