Bad Starship Names

[Commander Antagony]

USS Landru
USS Threshold
USS Eye of Icheb
USS Miramanee
USS At Tanagra

 

[Vanyel]

USS BILL THE CAT

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS BILL THE CAT

USS Ack-Pthtt!
USS Opus T Penguin

 

[Crisp Conditions]

USS Sheer Fucking Hubris
USS Love Instructor
USS Dunsel
USS Herbert
USS Locutus of Borg

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS I'm Just A Love Machine
USS Do The Hustle
USS More, More, More
USS Rock The Boat

 

[Vanyel]

USS Roger the Shrubber

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS Roger the Shrubber

USS I'm Not Dead

 

[Nude Colonel Stuart]

USS Doc Daneeka
USS Major Major Major Major

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Marcia Marcia Marcia

 

[Vanyel]

USS FRANK BURNS EATS WORMS

Eventually we're going to get this ship:

USS ENTERPRISE 1701 - 1701-C

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Owe, My Foot!

 

[Merry Hissmas]

USS Have No Sense Of Direction

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Have No Sense Of Direction

Isn't that just Voyager?

 

[korblborp]

USS Once More Into THe Warp Core Breach

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS Spamalot
USS Rabbit of Caerbannog*
USS My Starship Is Filled With Ceti Alpha Eels
USS Dirty Tamarian Phrasebook

*It's phasers are a mile long

 

[Toril Toran]

HMS Owlkitty

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Hilarious.


U.S.S. Owlkitty

U.S.S. Grumpy Cat

U.S.S. My Cat’s got the Zoomies!

U.S.S. I’ve cut your arm off!!

U.S.S. It’s just a flesh wound

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Ishtar
USS Hudson Hawk
USS Sahara
USS Heaven's Gate

 

[Charlie Xmas]

Hilarious.


U.S.S. Owlkitty

U.S.S. Grumpy Cat

U.S.S. My Cat’s got the Zoomies!

U.S.S. I’ve cut your arm off!!

U.S.S. It’s just a flesh wound

The 'blert' and popup at the porthole is hilarious. Lizzie is a joy.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Holy Handgrenade

 

[Crisp Conditions]

USS Have No Sense Of Direction

USS Wrongway Feldman
USS William Gilligan
USS Jacques Clouseau
USS Francis Drebin