Bad Starship Names

[Zombie Cheerleader]

USS Lather Rinse Repeat
USS Four Out Of Five Dentists
USS Possible Side Effects

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS Generic Knockoff of a Starship

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

USS Store Brand

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS Budget Model

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

USS We'll Fix It Post.

 

[Lord Other]

Murphy's Law-class starships

USS Three Mile Island
USS Chernobyl
USS Fukushima
USS Round Hole Square Peg
USS Thin Ice
USS Must Be Present To Win
USS Side Effects Include
USS O Ring
USS What Could Go Wrong
USS This Wasn't My Idea
USS Three Hour Tour
USS Minnow
USS Where Does This Part Go
USS Oops

 

[Etbj SMY]

USS Robert Johnson.....obsolete years before launch, with all crew unsure which few buttons still work correctly.

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS Titanic
USS Brittanic
USS Lusitania

 

[The Salt Umpire]

ISS Oasis

USS Wonderwall

 

[Lord Other]

USS Wonderwall

ISS I've Got Friends In Low Places
ISS Angry Johnny
ISS Oh What Wonders We Have To Show You
ISS You Will Feel A Slight Pressure
ISS It's Painless And Quick
ISS Smells Like Teen Spirit