Bad Starship Names

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Schwartz

U.S.S. We Ain’t Found Shit

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS There Goes The Neighborhood
(I'm waiting eagerly for Spaceballs II: The Search For Cash, even Brooks is working on it! Tim Russ also)

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Reading is Fundamental
USS And Now You Know 'The Rest of the Story'

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Alright, Just Let Me Think

 

[O'BirchRod-ien]

U.S.S Arrow in the knee

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Barely An Inconvenience

 

[SantaEddie74]

U.S.S. The Name of this Ship Will Surprise You So Don't Wait Click Now

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS Ten Shocking Things About Gene Roddenberry

 

[SantaEddie74]

U.S.S. Oh Yes Touch Me There You Sexy Beast

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Why don't you take a seat over there?

 

[SantaEddie74]

U.S.S. M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E

 

[Vanyel]

USS NEED TO RESTART OUR COMPUTER EVERY 15 INUTES

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Putz
U.S.S. Schmuck

 

[Crisp Conditions]

USS Wedgie
USS Swirly

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Purple Nurple

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS Moe Howard
USS Larry Fine
USS Curly Howard
USS Shemp Howard*
USS Christine McIntyre
USS Joe Besser**
USS Joe DeRita***

*replacement for USS Curly Howard
** 2nd replacement for USS Curly Howard
*** Also replaced USS Curly Howard

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Disco Inferno
Motto - "Burn Baby, Burn"

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Dancing Queen (keeping up the disco theme. DISCO? See what I did there?)

 

[Santa Kang]

USS Night Fever

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS Love To Love You Baby
USS Macarthur Park
USS Last Dance