Bad Starship Names

[DarthTimon]

USS Meat Loaf
The singer or the food. Either will work.

'Warp nine!'

'I won't do that!'

 

[Frightscape One]

USS Meat Loaf
The singer or the food. Either will work.

Paradise by the Warp Core Lights...

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Macho Grande

Starfleet never got over USS Macho Grande

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Paradise by the Warp Core Lights...

♬ hot patootie bless my soul, sex, warp cores and rock and roll ♬

 

[Vanyel]

USS Macho Grande

USS AND HE FELL APART?
USS NO ANDY WAS A ROCK

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS They Might Be Giants

Everybody wants a shuttlecraft to wind a piece of string around.

 

[B.J.]

USS Person Man

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

Who came up with Person Man?

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS John Zoidberg

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Kip

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS They Might Be Giants

Everybody wants a shuttlecraft to wind a piece of string around.

Or tie a string to one and make it fly like a control-line model. Imagine the poor crew as I centrifuge them...

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Paradise by the Warp Core Lights...

USS Marvin L. Aday

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Brace for Impact

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS Flabbergasted
USS Gobsmacked
USS Discombobulated

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS Ferhoodled