Movie Caption Contest #200: "Free For All"

[Mr Silver]

Hello everybody and welcome to the 200th Movie Caption Contest. Whilst I was planning on doing something special, this didn't pan out for several reasons, many of which are my fault! :lol

Apologies for the procrastination on my part. Anyway enough excuses onto...

The "unreleased DS9 movie" award goes to...

Worf: Captain Sisko, if you were any another.....

Capturing Data's move from Shakespeare to Christopher Nolan...

Geordi was not amused by Data's sudden need to imitate Heath Ledger's Joker in the middle of an away mission.

Still rubbing the salt into old wounds...

Data: "I cannot help it! There must be something wrong with my emotion chip!"
Geordi: "That'll teach you to read the script for Nemesis."

The only thing worse than Russell T. Davis getting his Dr Who/Star Trek crossover would be this...

Kirk: "Be more careful next time, Saavik. You only get twelve regenerations."

And because I'm British and love my self deprecating humour

Geordi: Captain M said he'd put up the next contest by this evening.

Well done to all the winners...Now you will marmite (love or hate) this weeks Caption Contest because I'm only going to provide one picture and from there it is up to the rest of you to provide your own pictures! Just remember not to hotlink and to keep them within 850 x 360 pixels so the pages don't go all mental. This ones from the 100th Caption Contest...

Worf is bemused by the suggestion that he supply his own Caption Contest photos

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: We've been fighting the Borg for hours. Victory will be very difficult.

Picard: Bet you that we can win in less than 5 minutes now that the Enterprise is here.

Worf: There's NO WAY that'll happen.

 

[Jetboogieman]

Deal... Or No Deal...

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the WIN!

Worf: Thank you for beaming me out...

Picard: Ensign, get us out of the Bajoran System...Warp 9

Riker: That means get the hell out of here in a big hurry, Hawkins. ENGAGE! (with a gruff voice)

Worf:...I've been in that cell forever, with Odo staring at me.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Worf: "Captain, who is this strange blonde woman?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Mister Worf...do they not have tailors on Deep Space Nine? That uniform hardly fits you!
Worf: Ours is usually too busy with innuendo.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"Mr. Worf, how was it playing Seven Minutes in Heaven with Beverly?"
"... I wish to return to Deep Space Nine..."

 

[bullethead]

Worf: Captain, request permission to stay aboard for a few months. I do not wish to incur the wrath of The Sisko for trashing the Defiant.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Tough little ship."

Worf: "Little? Why you...!"

*Worf starts mercilessly beating up Riker*

Picard: "For God's sake, Worf. He said 'ship,' not 'penis.'"

Troi: "Weeeeeeeeeell..."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Worf: Captain, request permission to stay aboard for a few months. I do not wish to incur the wrath of The Sisko for trashing the Defiant.

Shouldn't that be "wrath of the O'Brien"? I'd hate to see his reaction.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BEVERLY (thinking): He's so dreamy, but he doesn't even know I exist.

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Hey, you yourself said, "I am not a man." So.. explain it then.

 

[BriGuy]

With Worf back on the Enterprise and standing right next to her, Crusher finally figured out what Troi meant when she said one of the best things about her relationship with Worf was "riding the ridges."

 

[bullethead]

Worf: Captain, request permission to stay aboard for a few months. I do not wish to incur the wrath of The Sisko for trashing the Defiant.

Shouldn't that be "wrath of the O'Brien"? I'd hate to see his reaction.

Worf: Captain, the Defiant is considered to be Benjamin Sisko's "Motherfucking Pimp Hand." Offending him is considered to be... unwise.

 

[Rat Boy]

Well, seeing how this is a free for all...

*McCoy slaps a book on the table*

Grignak: "This is what?"

McCoy: "This is a grammar book, you idiot! Read it!"

McCoy: "This symbol on my shirt? Er...well, if you need me to tell you, stranger, then maybe you're too young to know."

McCoy: "What? A parsec is a measure of distance, not time. I think that guy's putting you on."

Luke: "I knew it! He's probably the kind of person who'd sleep with your sister just to get back at you."

Obi-Wan: "Ixnay on the istersay."

Grignak: "Make fun of way I talk, they always do."

Han: "Don't feel bad. I keep getting grief for getting my units of measure mixed up. I'm a high school drop-out; what did they expect?"

 

[Candlelight]

I'd just like to thank Rat Boy and Captain M for getting us to such a great milestone and organising the best caption contest on the BBS.

 

[Candlelight]

"What is this coffee that you speak of? Should I be offended?"

"Coffee? Why you dumb ass-wipe..."

And thus an internet meme was born.

 

[Candlelight]

My entry:

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Decker: Admiral, an emergency situation will arise within the next twenty minutes.

 

[Candlelight]

Decker: "Admiral, I've been more intimate with this new Enterprise than you have. Hell I've even got wood just thinking about it."