Movie Caption Contest #200: "Free For All"

[Mr Silver]

*fart noise*

 

[Finn]

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: Admiral, an emergency situation will arise within the next twenty minutes.

Kirk: "Why? Is it almost 4 hours?"

McCoy: "You're taking me to the Promised Land?"

Kirk: "What are friends for?"

(See, even the original lines are suggestive)

Picard: "I have an idea if you'd care to hear it."

Bateson: "I'm...not going to say it."

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain, I'm trying to hunt down Bart Simpson, a 10 year old boy from the 21st century. Have you seen him per chance?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Decker (thinking): "'What a dick'? Was she complimenting my physique or insulting my personality?"

 

[Ziriath]

PICARD: I see you have a nice exemplar of a Saavik on the board of your ship. In our time, they are very rare.

 

[Ziriath]

SPOCK: Excuse me, lieutenant, can you help me to close the zipper on the back?....Everyone points at me and laughs, when I have to wear this.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I'm pretty sure thats Lilith and Fraiser has a beard so it the final season, but I can't place the episode.

 

[Mr Silver]

Decker: (thinking) "Hopefully he'll think I've got a boner down there and not the transporter sensor I yanked out in order to embarrass him. I never liked Commander Sonak anyway..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Now look, Mr. Pecker..."

Decker: "It's Decker, sir."

Kirk: "Right. Now look, Dick...er...Will...I know this transition will be hard on...er...difficult for all of us. If you'll excuse me, I need to go find Boner...er...Bones."

Yeoman Badonkadonk (thinking): Thank God he didn't make any jokes about the junk in my trunk.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "Just so you know, I'm not coming on to you. I'm laughing at your cape."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "See! It's staring everyone right in the face. Post this image on the Trek Lit forum."

 

[Rat Boy]

Everything was very solemn at the funeral until Scotty started playing the Keyboard Cat song on his bagpipes.

 

[Candlelight]

Saavik remembered where she put her sandwich. She then had to decide whether to make another sandwich or ruin the funeral.

Seconds later, she ruined the funeral.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Looks like the turbolift's going to be stuck awhile. Might as well "get comfortable".

Music: Boom Chika Bow Wow.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I've been in the galley baking. What did I miss?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "He was, without a doubt, the cutest Vulcan I ever knew."
Chekov: "He taught me everything I know about science. I tried to teach him everything I know about Russia."
Kirk: "Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human."
McCoy: "He was a pain in the ass. But he was my pain in the ass."
Uhura: "I never forgave him for dumping me after the Academy for that Kalomi slut."
Saavik: "I'm going to need a new mentor. Soon."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Decker: Captain Spock... who designed these uniforms?

Spock: I am not certain, but I believe it is someone with a perverted mind.

(Outside of the contest... I can see Leonard Nimoy's frank and beans.)

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Collins: "Are you as embarrassed as I am?"
Nimoy: "Not really. When I was ogling all those Bill Theiss-costumed ladies on the old show, I suspected there would be some karmic payback due somewhere down the road."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Vould you believe that I'm a member of Psi Corps?"