Movie Caption Contest #200: "Free For All"

[Captain Crow]

Scotty: Breaker 1-9. Breaker 1-9. This here is Two Ton Haggis come back.

Dr. Nichols: What does he think this is? BJ and the Bear!?

McCoy, with a stoner giggle: You said BJ.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Attention, all you Teamsters out there! I know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

This thread has got a bit out of hand....

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (gesturing to the screen with text on it): "So you've installed a language program that teaches people how to speak Vulcan. That's nice, but how the fuck does that get the warp drive fixed?"

Picard: "You have the ship, Numbah One. And shave off that damn beard. I don't care if you have to have Counselor Troi hold you down and do it, just do it!"

Kirk: "Excuse me, I have a question: what does a space probe need with a starship?"

Scotty: "Okay, Computer...from Radiohead was the greatest alternative album of all time!"

McCoy: "Uh, Scotty, they don't exist yet."

Scotty: "Right, sorry."

Scotty: "Ah, crap, I left the garage door remote on the Excelsior."

 

[Captain Crow]

[door bell]

Data: Who's that at the door?

[goofy music plays]

Woman singing: What did we learn on the show tonight Craig?

Kirk: SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!

[cat tilts head and meows]

 

[Ziriath]

SPOCK: ''Well, I will say it shortly. You are a bunch of idiots not worthy to say 'good morning' to, and I hate you all, but all I got, was a crappy shuttlecraft I stole from my dad, coz nobody wants to take me on. And this is the only ship, that goes my way. Now shut up you emotional plebs, and behold my Batman suit!''

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: So, Scotty, were you able to sabotage the Excelsior?

Scotty: There wasna any need. The chimpanzees who built her in Spacedock didna check to make sure she'd fit through the space doors.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait, we've got to go back. We forgot to get our parking validated."

Madeline: "Don't worry sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Why yes, I am an attractive teenage girl.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Scotty: Computer....

Nichols: I thought you said he was computer savvy.

McCoy: (laughs) Well, Scotty is more of a computer savant.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NICHOLS: There's gotta me more to this than Porn and Star Trek.

SCOTTY & McCOY: Nope

 

[Candlelight]

Ensign: "Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise"
Styles: "Forget it, I'm still doing my nails"
Ensign: "Sir-"
Styles: "Has anyone seen my riding crop?"

 

[boco]

Kirk: May I have a new yeoman? The one I've had the last two weeks can't offer me anything else new..and I got bored..