Movie Caption Contest #199: "They said what?!"

[Mr Silver]

Greetings folks! Now next week I'm hoping to do something special for the 200th edition of the movies caption contest. Hopefully featuring the return of Rat Boy to induct his caption contest favourites into the hall of fame! In the meantime though, lets acknowledge...

The award for "maintaining good relationships with other cultures" goes to

Kirk: "These are the delegates?"
Spock: "Yes. It would be entertaining to see if you end up shagging one of these for a change"

The "I suspect it may be neces..sary...sary...sary" award for interruptions goes to...

"WHaat? You've never sneezed before?"

And the "Valentine to the fans" award goes to...

DEANNA: In case you were wondering, this container holds the NX-01 holoprogram Will used during the Pegasus incident last year.

Congatulations to the winners! This week...

Kirk has the hard task of informing Saavik that she ain't exactly Kirstie Alley...

Data is amused by Geordi's theories about Romulus and the Hobus Star...

And Picard asking Worf for hairstyle tips doesn't go down well...

 

[Finn]

Worf: Captain Sisko, if you were any another.....

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Spock knocked you up, didn't he?"

Saavik: "How did...?"

Kirk: "I've seen that look way too often before."

What Geordi was a split second away from discovering was that Data also had the projectile vomit chip installed.

Worf: "Oh yeah? Well Sisko decked Q! Beat that, Captain Pansy!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Geordi: Pull yourself together, Data! We have a duty -
Data: YOU SAID DOODY!

Worf: If you were any other man, I would KILL you where you stand.
Picard: There are only so many lavatories on aboard, Worf. And I'm next in line for this one.
Worf: But I have to GO.

 

[bullethead]

Geordi was not amused by Data's sudden need to imitate Heath Ledger's Joker in the middle of an away mission.

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: Don't look at me like that. It wasn't my idea for you to get left here in this film. But, don't worry, as soon as they let me direct, you'll be my first phone call.

La Forge: Data, you know you have to clean this up, right?

Data: (laughs) Wait, you're serious?

Worf: If you were any other man, I would shave your head where you stand!

 

[Jetboogieman]

"Well... you're not Kirsty Alley, but don't worry, I'm sure your career will be just as fruitful..."

Data: You'll never know what its like to see a real sunrise!

Worf: There is no other man, I would rather go to Applebees with and get the Quesadilla burger.

 

[Brikar99]

"If all goes well, I might show her my OH-FACE."

 

[Candlelight]

"You've been recast in this movie. Turns out we're going back to Kirsty Alley."
"Oh, I see."
"Yeah. In fact we're changing the character now too. Now Saavik is a whale called Gracie."

"I found your original eyes and ate them!"

Worf: "If you were any other ham I would eat you were you stand"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Saavik: "My boobs are in front, Admiral."
Kirk: "Oops, thought you were Mariah Carey there for a moment."

Data: "I cannot help it! There must be something wrong with my emotion chip!"
Geordi: "That'll teach you to read the script for Nemesis."

Worf: "I you were any other man, I would kiss you where you stand."
Picard: "Don't you mean kill?"
Worf: "Dental floss, dude. Seriously. Use it."

 

[Finn]

"Well... you're not Kirsty Alley, but don't worry, I'm sure your career will be just as fruitful..."

27 years later....

Curtis: *picks up a tabloid at an Albertson's in LA*

*laughs* I bet they'd pick me over you

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk: "Wait, wait. I know there are two of you at least, but I have to ask...is Valeris a Saavik too? 'Cause she seems a lot like one".

Worf: "If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand."

Picard: "Whoa. Really? Like, any other man...in the galaxy? You have a personal grudge against every single man in the galaxy other than me? Is that what you're saying? How did that happen?"

Worf: "You need to read your first line about my cowardice. It provides context".

Picard: "Oh, I see. We usually just start with your "any other man line", don't we? I can see how that might be confusing. Carry on."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "Your agent told you what? No, there's no guarantee this will land you a spot on Cheers!"

Burton: "I'm really looking forward to taking that great ensemble cast dynamic we had on the series and bringing it to the big screen!"
Spiner: "HA!!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: Fancy a shag?

Data: And this uniform will be the closest you'll ever get to seeing Voyager on the big screen.

Worf: Fancy a shag?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"You heard me, I had Yar, you had a hologram and a flesh eating, shape shifting dog."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You do something different wiuth your hair?

SAAVIK: Its still regulation, sir.

KIRK: And the face?

DATA: It (snicker) looks like a hair clip!

[/QUOTE]

PICARD: Your "Adama stare" needs work.

 

[LeadHead]

Saavik: Sir, I have not had the opportunity to tell you about your son-

Kirk: There's been plenty of opportunities! You ran away every time I brought him up.

Data: During the Farpoint Mission, we were on the bridge, you told a joke-

La Forge: Had we figured out which console was which yet?

Worf: If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.

Picard: But I'm sitting.

Worf: Oh, Sweet!

Worf kills Picard.

 

[Schistocerca]

Data: "Ow Jeordi, ow!! My penise"
La Forge: "What data, what is it?"
Data: "Your standing on it!!!"

Worf: "He was standing on it?!"
Picard: "That's what Jeordi told me."
Worf: "And it had dropped off on to the floor?"
Picard "Well apparently Data had asked to have a couple of his nuts loosened and Jeordi had misunderstood."

 

[Kirby]

Now that Data understands humor, he can truly appreciate his garlic and coffee breath subroutines.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!"