Movie Caption Contest #200: "Free For All"

[Deranged Nasat]

Picard: "See! It's staring everyone right in the face. Post this image on the Trek Lit forum."

Indeed.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bitsy: "Mum and us put the decorations up for you this year, Papa."

Picard: "IT'S AUGUST!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Ah, it is so good to be back home! Tell me, Bitsy, has Mommy brought any new 'uncles' over to visit while Daddy was away?"

 

[Finn]

BITSY: Papa, is it true that I have a half brother who is in his 20s?

 

[Rat Boy]

Bitsy: "Mother said..."

Picard: "I'll make this real simple for you: you're adopted."

*pause*

Bitsy: "I was going to mention that Mother said it was time for supper, but whatever."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Grignak: Seems you two minds about this.

McCoy: Fine! Mutara is sector forbidden! Big whoop! Can you take me to deep purple, or lavender at the very least?

Bateson: I like the look of your establishment, Picard. I'd like rooms for all of my crewmen. Tell me, do you offer a complementary breakfast?
Picard: For the last time, this is not a hotel!

Decker: "Stop standing at attention"? But I'm not --

Chekov: Vhat? Is true. Russia was first to use nuclear energy in naval wessels.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Some blasts from the past:

KIRK: Chekov?

Stop calling my performance as Kruge cartoonish!

KIRK: Do you feel a Breeze?

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Oh wait, this is the ladies room."

Scotty: "Is this the...?"

EMH: "No, it's not the brig. I'm a doctor, not a GPS."

 

[Candlelight]

"Lily, put the- OW SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!"

"Next stop, Risa... I hope..."

"Its a rack!"

"That Bird of Prey is about to hit that building... poor fools!"

"For God's sake man, just serve the ball!"

 

[Mr Silver]

McCoy: So how do you know me?
Alien: Its me Doctor Sevrin, don't you remember? I survived eating that poisoned apple and during my stay in the penal colony I discovered some Romulan Hemp, pretty good shit I must say. Me and some Romulan chick you guys captured tried to make a break for Romulus when we were paroled, instead we got so wrecked on that stuff that we spent 14 years sitting in one of the Federation Neutral Zone outposts getting off our tits on the stuff!
Dr McCoy: ......

 

[Smellincoffee]

President: We haven't heard from Jim, admiral. We're doomed. He was our last hope.
Cartwright: No...there is another. <points>
Both: Captain Robau!

 

[Mr Silver]

Just a quick update...This caption contest will stay up for a further week because I intend to hall of fame some of these entries and I want to give other users a chance to take a shot at this free for all. Keep on captioning!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I fail to see the utility of an ass-rubbing clone."

Sulu (off camera): "Don't knock it until you try it, Mr. Spock."

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "I fail to see the utility of an ass-rubbing clone."

McCoy: "And yet you fully promote Running Spock..."

 

[Rulius]

"Lily, put the- OW SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!"

"Next stop, Risa... I hope..."

"Its a rack!"

"That Bird of Prey is about to hit that building... poor fools!"

"For God's sake man, just serve the ball!"

Chock full of win!!

 

[Mr Silver]

McCoy: So what will it be Jim? swap or no swap?
Spock: Captain, if I may interject, you stand a better chance of swapping your box with mine, it is logi...
McCoy: Dammit Spock!

 

[Ziriath]

Kirk: "Now look, Mr. Pecker..."

Decker: "It's Decker, sir."

Kirk: "Right. Now look, Dick...er...Will...I know this transition will be hard on...er...difficult for all of us. If you'll excuse me, I need to go find Boner...er...Bones."

Yeoman Badonkadonk (thinking): Thank God he didn't make any jokes about the junk in my trunk.

Kirk: Oh! Good morning, Mr. Cock!...er, Spock..

 

[Captain Crow]

Decker: You've just come from the bathroom haven't you Mr. Spock?

Spock: How did you know?

Decker: A friendly word of advice: In the future you might want to do a better job
of shaking it dry.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So all you people do in this hospital is screw each other and brag about it?"

McNobody: "Yup."

Kirk: "I'm in the wrong line of work."

FBI Guy: "Hey, hey; you're only allowed one complimentary cup of coffee!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Is Spock going to have to smack a bitch?

Riker, thinking: Nobody notice the fake beard. Nobody notice the fake beard.

Picard: Numbah One! Why are you wearing a shitty stick on beard?

Riker: DAMN!

Kirk: Aw fuck it! Just go.