Shatner: "Well, you're no Kirstie Alley. You I can lift."
Movie Caption Contest #199: "They said what?!"
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Shatner: "Well, you're no Kirstie Alley. You I can lift."
Saavik: "I will admit Admiral, you were pretty good. But being with Spock is like getting a twofer."
Burton: "What was that you were reading?"
Spiner: "The script for "These Are The Voyages."
Picard: "I know, I know. If I were any other man, blah, blah, blah."
Worf:
Worf: "If you were any other man...(Sniff , sniff), You have Mexican again didn't you sir?"
Worf: "If you were me would you kill me when you stand?"
Picard:
Uh... listen, Saavik... take my advice. I saw what Spock did with that chick Zarabeth in the past. He just cold up left her. You should probably get off the ship while you can.
Data experiences his first enema.
Picard: Mr. Worf, are you aware that the Klingons are stuck on Uranus?
Worf: Grrrrrrr.
Picard: Hey, remember Federation principles. That joke is an ancient part of Earth culture. You must appreciate it... I think that's a general order or something.
Kirk: "Saavik. Where's David?"
Saavik: "David is dead."
Kirk: "Oh yeah, that's right. Carry on."
Kirk: "Saavik. Where's the Enterprise?"
Saavik: "You destroyed it, Admiral."
Kirk: "Oh yeah, that's right. Carry on."
Picard: "You want to blow up the ship and run away. You coward."
(Worf snarls)
Worf: "If you were Captain Sisko, you would have punched me where I stand!"
Win!
Kirk: "Wait, wait. I know there are two of you at least, but I have to ask...is Valeris a Saavik too? 'Cause she seems a lot like one".
Now I wonder, how, for example, male Saaviks look like.
"Admiral, McCoy just referred to me as a Klingon flea trap! Is there any chance he was referring to the ship by mistake?"
"None what so ever ya lousy flea trap."
"Uhura, the wall appears to be moving."
"That's Saavik sir!"
"Really? But she looks so lifeless."
"I hate you"
"Sticking around for the 200th contest Saavik?"
"Doubt it, I'll probably just-"
"Good, shut the door on the way out."
Kirk: "That's a great perm. Would you mind telling me where can I get one?"
Geordi: "You should shut your mouth before an insect flies in there."
Data: "What's an insect?"
Geordi: "A very small animal with wings and six legs."
Data: "Oh, so that's what that was."
Picard: "Mr. Worf, it seems you do have the potential to captain a starship. Your look of gravitas is very convincing."
Kirk: "Be more careful next time, Saavik. You only get twelve regenerations."
Kirk: "Be more careful next time, Saavik. You only get twelve regenerations."
Saavik: "I'll be carefuuuuuu-aaaarggghhhhh!!!"
*falls off boarding ramp*
FFFZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*woman looking remarkably like Kirsty Alley stands up*
Saavik: "Wow! I'm me again!!"
Scotty: "Admiral! Thar be whales here!"
Kirk: "You... were awesome in The Last Starfighter"
Saavik: "That was Catherine Mary Stewart"
Kirk: "Really? I forget. Were you the one in that pub show?"
Kirk: "Have you seen the 200th contest yet?"
Saavik: "No, not yet"
Kirk: "Phew, thank god Uhura, for a second there I thought I was going blind"
Saavik: "Er..."
Captain M: "#200 will be up in a couple of hours time so you've still got time to post a winning entry!"
Saavik: "Is... is he doing that weeks instead of hours thing?"
Kirk: "I just heard this contest is going to run until the weekend. So, we've got time for a little romantic interlude, if you're interested. Only..."
Saavik: "...Only you wish I was still Kirstie Alley, right?"
Kirk: "Do you hate me for that?"
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