Voyager Caption Contest #57: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...the Voyager Caption Contest~ but before we start a new one, let's celebrate the winners from the last!

One wonders.....will we EVER get tired of picking on Harry?

GUY: Sorry, they said I should shadow you awhile to learn the job.

HARRY: Wait...what?

I couldn't pick just one winner for this photo, so the spoils must be shared~

Chakotay: "I'd throw a boulder at you, but my heart just isn't in it."

and this one~

"Hmm. Gorn tracks. Two, three days."

Truer words have never been spoken~

Nika: (the dog) Yes, I am the most important character in this episode.

Awwwww.....shades of explosive diarrhea~makes me miss Shatmandu.....

Admiral: "See? I told you if you overspiced the chili, it wouldn't agree with me."

Don't you just hate having to wait for the cable guy?

Seven: We will have to make due with this until the Dish Network repairman can get here sometime between Noon and 4:00pm... in 38 years.

Two photoshop winners. You dudes rock! (Get it? Rock?)

Chakotay: Who the hell are you?

Gorn: Continuity! Now shut up or I'll stab you right in the magic reset button!

and this one~

Chakotay: "Hey Spiderman, I wouldn't get so close to the edge like that. I saw your Broadway show..."

Running away with the "Classic" prize we have this caption which proves that old standby "It's behind me, isn't it?" still works!

Man: You know what I really hate? Spontaneous combustion..........there's one right behind me, isn't there?

Drumroll please, for this weeks morning cawfee spew!

LIDELL REN: Sorry, small accident involving a peacock and a glue gun.

Congratulations to the winners and as always, i bow before the greatness that is all of you who play~


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And now, it's time to put on your party masks and diddle with these photos. Just remember to wash your hands when you're done.

As always, i will let this brew for two weeks. Until then have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "I can't believe you shot my Leola root souffle!"
Tuvok: "Indeed. Shooting the chef would have been more logical."

 

[NotLKH]

Neelix: Thanks guys! I've never seen Leola Root do that before!

[EDIT: Darn! That'll teach me to submit a bit faster!]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kim (grinning from ear to ear): "I found this sitting on the side of a road on the outskirts of one of their major cities! It must be one of their war machines! I had it beamed aboard so we could study it and learn their military capabilities!"
Paris: "You never cease to amaze us, Harry."

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the Photoshop pick, Randi.

Tuvok: "I am not quite getting the purpose of this."
Doctor: "You shoot the enemy vessels until you're sunk."
Tuvok: "It is illogical. There is no chance for you to win."
Doctor: "Right. The objective of the game was to steal your quarters, and back in the 1970's it was very effective. They called it 'Sea Wolf'."

Chakotay: "Kathryn, you really don't have to bother with all of that makeup. It's no use. I saw you as a giant salamander and I'll never get that image out of my head."

James Taylor (OS, singing): "Shower the people you hate with phasers. Show them the way that you feel."

Paris: "Oh no, I can't believe it. He didn't do it!"
Tuvok: "Yes, apparently he did."
Kim: (to Tom) "From what I've scanned, it appears Neelix used the replicators to take your '69 Camaro and convert it into a rusty old '51 Ford pickup truck."
Torres: "He still hasn't forgiven you about dating Kes? Talk about a jealousy streak."

Prisoner: "Uh... what is THAT?"
Neelix: "Plomeek soup. Here, try it."
Prisoner: *sniff* "Hey, nobody said anything about torture!"

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

The Doctor: Allright, I proved to you that Neelix has a brain. May I put it back now?

Chakotay: You haven't been the same since all of your Spacebook friends dropped you.

Tuvok: I shot the sheriff.

Neelix: But you did not shoot the deputy.

Tuvok: It appears the cargo area was loaded down with Bull Manure.

Paris: And the word "Threshold" is written across the windshield.

Neelix: Don't worry, we won't let them give you the Death Penalty. Now, eat my Leola Euthanasia Soup.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Janeway: Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
...Tuvok, shouldn't you be on the Titan?

Harry: There was a flower inside, preserved against time by the vaccum of space. A pink carnation, strangely enough.
Paris: That dates its disappearance from Earth as the day the music died, captain.

Chakotay: Look, I BELIEVE you can win NaNoWriMo. You don't have to prove it.

Tuvok: "Just aim for his behind"? Doctor, I do not think your new lyrics add to "La Donna é Mobilé". And quite frankly, were I not a Vulcan I would find them personally insulting.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Guy on floor (OS): "It was just a Tuvix joke! What!? Too soon?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Harry: Someone's in there! He says..."stop knockin' on the door, ya big dummy!"

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: We did not save a lot of money on our auto insurance by switching to Geico. You will remedy this now.

Paris: Tuvok, what are you doing?

Tuvok: This vehicle is illegally parked, I must write a ticket.

 

[Finn]

B'Elanna: What's that smell?

Janeway: Horse Manure

Neelix: (OS) Smells like Mom's kitchen.

 

[Isis]

Tuvok: "Mister Kim, make sure you get a Carfax for this one."

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Looks like a fixer-upper. Anyone want it?

Crickets.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIM: Scan complete.

TUVOK: Mr Kim's data confirms it.

PARIS: Confirms what?

TUVOK: That your truck is bringing down property values.

 

[Gary7]

Paris: "It's absolutely amazing--a 1951 Ford pickup relic on some remote planet in the Delta quadrant! I've gotta see if I can get this thing started."
Tuvok: "I never learned how to drive, but I would really like a ride. I believe the appropriate phrase is 'I call shotgun.'"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Tuvok: "According to the papers we found inside, it was originally owned by a Mr. Eustace Haney, who then sold it to a Mr. Oliver Wendell Douglas. How it got here, I've no idea."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIM: Looks good, sir. No way this nice old farm couple would be transporting an alien.

PARIS: uh. Harry....

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Harry: There was a flower inside, preserved against time by the vaccum of space. A pink carnation, strangely enough.
Paris: That dates its disappearance from Earth as the day the music died, captain.

 

[Isis]

Harry: There was a flower inside, preserved against time by the vaccum of space. A pink carnation, strangely enough.
Paris: That dates its disappearance from Earth as the day the music died, captain.

Me 2.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: How much longer is this going to take, Kathryn?

Janeway: According to this message board, most of those posters think you need more acting lessons.