Voyager Caption Contest #56: 3 Days of Fun and Music

[Admiral Shran]

Thanks for the win!

Eisenberg: Okay, let's see.... We're at the location where Kirk fought the Gorn, where Picard posed as a god, I'm a regular on DS9 and we have a recurring character from VOY. Once we get Bakula over here with his shirt off, we'll be all set.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Admiral Janeway: "Oh, don't mind him! He's just my Organian AA buddy!"

 

[Gary7]

Chakotay: "Hey Spiderman, I wouldn't get so close to the edge like that. I saw your Broadway show..."

 

[Bob Karo]

Tonight, on Soap: The Delta Quadrant Adventures!

Things get awkward between Kim and Ensign Jody...

What the hell's wrong with this dog? Is it the same thing wrong with her head?

The Admiral had an 'explosive' revelation for Kathryn: He's her biological father!

 

[Mojochi]

Janeway: I can't see squat. One of you two are going to have to go out & wipe the changelings off the windshield

Kim: How long have you been checking out my ass?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Admiral Janeway: Kathryn! We've got to get out of here before the Lensflare of Doom destroys us all!

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Janeway: This may be the strangest Space Craig Ferguson interview yet.
Tuvok: Curious...I never imagined an awkward silence could be so awkward.
Seven: Indeed. I would have chosen to play the harmonica.

Thanks for the win last time!

 

[Velocity]

Yeah, the dog has been a little nervous ever since I starting wearing the cat as a beret. I call it my "cat-very beret".

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUY: Sorry, they said I should shadow you awhile to learn the job.

HARRY: Wait...what?

 

[Isis]

Yeoman Randi, thanks for the double win!!!!

Harry (OS): "If this chick is any indication, match.com isn't half bad. And if she doesn't go for me, I bet I'd at least have a decent chance with the dog."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Girl: "What, this? This isn't a pet. It's an idea we got from some of your Earth transmissions we picked up. We use them to wipe our arses."

 

[Mistral]

Guy: "I'm going for another cup of coffee-you want one?"

Harry(thinking): "Guy never asks for a second cup of coffee at home..."

 

[Bob Karo]

Girl: "What, this? This isn't a pet. It's an idea we got from some of your Earth transmissions we picked up. We use them to wipe our arses."

Paris (os): And just who's pet are you?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOG: Yeah. I like to dress up my pets in silly costumes. So what!

 

[Isis]

Chakotay: "Hey bud, would you get out of my way? I'm trying to do a little girl watching here."

Portrait of two 24th Century bitches...

 

[Finn]

Chapman: *taps combadge* "Chapman to Chakotay. Harry is doing it again, Sir"

Chakotay: (OS) *groan* "Thank you...I'll take care of it".

 

[LeadHead]

Laska: And now, Ensign Kim will explain what happened to the Borg Baby.

Kim: Uh-oh.

Kar: And STOP calling me Nog!

Captain's Log We have arrived at another planet based on old Earth. Planet Celebutant 4.

Janeway: You're not my father! Starfleet never even used that Admirals Uniform!

Alien: Curses! I thought since early TNG used so many, I could get away with it!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Harry...I'm pregnant."

Kar: Yer OUT!!!

 

[Gary7]

Harry Kim: (thinking) Oh no... he didn't. He's not wearing the mask... out here!

 

[Gary7]

Harry Kim: "Why do I keep getting this weird feeling, like I'm being stalked by a super hero?"