Voyager Caption Contest #56: 3 Days of Fun and Music

[Yeoman Randi]

Hello fellow Voyagers! Stop the presses, it's time for another caption contest. But first, let's unearth the old before we go forth with the new~

OK, i'll be honest. This is no easy job. There are so many funny people here on the BBS, that sometimes i simply cannot pick one winner. Hope you don't mind, but there are multiple winners again!


Seriously, why DO they all need a tricorder?

Paris: Captain, don't you think eight Tricorders is a bit too many? We only need one.

Janeway: But then how would we get readings of the other Tricorders???

You know, I'm not so sure i'd WANT to use the transporter...

PARIS: I still think we should tell Harry about the transporter accident.

JANEWAY: Why? If his hasn't noticed the difference by now, he never will.

Heh, this happens to me all the time....

Janeway: "Frigging Friday's. They told me the wait would be 20 minutes. Well, it's an hour and not so much as a chirp from this thing."

And one more:

Janeway: Mr. Kim doesn't seem too upset about the transporter accident leaving him with 3 arms.
Paris: No, he figures girls will finally notice him.

Ah Janeway, the folks had a good time with you this week~

Mulgrew: That's right folks. This is a Chakotay episode. Here's the clicker, no one would blame you.

sharing the award we also have this:

And movie night begins with Janeway roaring.

I only hope he didn't use top shelf:

The Doctor: Why is the fish drunk?

Hologram: I poisoned the ships water supply so I had to put the fish in vodka.

Great tag teaming here:

Kim: "Come on, Doc, please! Just let me show him around the ship for a while. He's the only one on board I outrank!"

EMH: "I'm afraid the Captain already named the child as the 'Captain's Assistant.'"
Kim: "GOD-DAMMIT!"
EMH: "Don't feel too bad, Ensign. You still rank the cook."
Kim: "Actually, the Captain just promoted him to 'Ambassador.'"
EMH: "HAHAHAHA! Seriously?"

I mean, really. What the hell was Kes' problem with it?

Tuvix - Don't think of it as cheating on Neelix. Think of it more like having a three way with Neelix and Tuvok.

This week's coffee spew is also a 'shop!

...The Skipper too

We have two photoshop winners~

Janeway: "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too."

And this one~

Dejaren: "Isn't it cool?"
Doctor: "Where did you find this... this thing."
Dejaren: "It came crawling out of some kind of egg that was in a cargo container Neelix just got. Feisty little bugger. I immediately doused it with anesthesia and then trapped it in this jar."
Doctor: "Are there any more of them?"
Dejaren: "Oh yeah, there's about a dozen. Neelix is probably unloading the container by now."

And this week i am adding a new award which hopefully will be a regular. It's called "THE CLASSICS" award, which uses lines from old Star Trek movies or episodes OR from old movies period.

We have these two taking the Classics award this week:

"Are you going to eat those fries?"

And this one~

HARRY: There's a...a red thingy, coming towards the green thingy...I think we're the green thingy...

Thank you to everyone who played and congratulations to all the winners!


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And now it's time to release the Krakens!

As always, i'll let this brew for 2 weeks. Until then have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[BlobVanDam]

Guy: Ok, Ensign. You can come out of the naughty corner now. But you have to promise not to throw another tantrum on the bridge.
Harry: It wasn't a tantrum. I just wanted to know why I haven't been promoted, that's all. Tom got promoted ahead of me, and he's a convict. And don't get me started on the Maquis......
Guy: Here we go again..........

Lidell Ren: I don't know who this Joan Rivers is, but if you say my forehead reminds you of her, than I shall take that as a compliment.

Man: You know what I really hate? Spontaneous combustion..........there's one right behind me, isn't there?

Seven: I'm afraid this is the best reception I can get, captain. If you really want Skinemax that badly, why do you not simply pay the 10 credits to that Talaxian?

 

[LeadHead]

This is a "Fish Out of Water" episode, but doesn't it seem awful that a Starfleet Officer is a fish out of water on EARTH?!

Beltran: Berman lied to me, he said we'd be filming this at the Vasquez Rocks.

Nika: (the dog) Yes, I am the most important character in this episode.

Len Cariou: Please Mulgrew, you've got to help me. If this episode ends, I have to go back to filming Blue Bloods!

Janeway: Report!

Seven: The buffer has run out again.

Janeway: Okay, we're done with Hulu. Lets get Space Netflix.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the co-win, Yeoman Randi!

Guy: "Hey! 'Kimberly'! I'm Dave! Remember, on Facebook? You've got some explaining to do, 'missy'!"

Kazon: "It looks like a guy in an old Starfleet uniform...looks like captain's stripes! And he's chasing some guy in an old Starfleet Academy cadet uniform who sounds really Irish! And behind them is a big, lizard-looking thing chasing them both!"
Chakotay (sighs): "This used to be such a nice, quiet place before it became such a tourist trap!"

Seven: "I've managed to clear up some of the encryption distortion on the adult channel, Captain."
Janeway: "If I'd known they were only showing Pakled porn, I wouldn't have had you bother!"

 

[Gary7]

Lidell Ren: "So what, I borrowed a little hair from my dog. What, you don't think it's my style?"
Nika: "Me.... so c-c-c-cold!"

 

[Supernuke]

Captain Janeway: Hey Dad, you might want to move out of the way...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Guy: "Hi 'Kimmy'!

Harry (thinking) "Oh no ever since I dropped the soap..."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

DS9 Security Guard: "What are you doing here? This isn't your spinoff."

Chakotay: "I'd throw a boulder at you, but my heart just isn't in it."

Lidell: "Like what you see, sailor?"

Tuvok: "Your subservient canine, or what I assume is mold growing on your head?"

Daddy Janeway: "Thanks for having me over. That party was a real blast."

Seven: "Zooming in on a few pixels does not clarify the details of the photograph."

Janeway: "Well, it worked on CSI."

 

[Nerys Myk]

LIDELL REN: Sorry, small accident involving a peacock and a glue gun.

 

[Mojochi]

Kar: No, there's no Gorn here. Quit asking

The resemblance is remarkable, isn't it?

Admiral Janeway: Kathryn, don't make me get apocalyptic on yo ass

Janeway: Geez, when you expand it to full screen, this GIF's quality is crap

 

[Kirby]

Hey Harry, I just got another promotion, now I'm a full Lieutenant. Pretty crazy, huh? Especially considering you graduated from the academy a year before me.

Kazon: ... AND STOP CALLING ME AN OOMPA LOOMPA!

And then the dust canister on the vaccum cleaner just exploded right in my face! It scared poor Scraps here to death.

Seven: We will have to make due with this until the Dish Network repairman can get here sometime between Noon and 4:00pm... in 38 years.

 

[Gary7]

Tuvok: "It is my impression that it is some sort of program designed to relieve sexual stress."
Janeway: "Isn't there anything you can do to improve the picture resolution?"
Seven: "There's some kind of dispersion field in place, so this is the best imaging I can do."
Janeway: "Dammit... I was really hoping we'd get a good look at how Chakotay spends his time in the holodeck."

 

[Gary7]

Chakotay: "You're kidding me, right? We come all the way out here and not only is there no poolside, there's not even any drink service??"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Chakotay: Who the hell are you?

Gorn: Continuity! Now shut up or I'll stab you right in the magic reset button!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Harry (thinking): "Funny, he never asks for a second cup at home!"

 

[Lanny77]

...and Admiral Janeway embraced his daughter one last time before all of reality collapsed into the Abrams-verse

Chakotay: Shut up singing with that goddamn Spiderman song!

 

[Gary7]

Harry (thinking): "Funny, he never asks for a second cup at home!"

Crewman: "Harry, remember--not too much milk. But don't spare the honey.... honey." (wink)
Harry (thinking): Man, how many times to I have to tell him to keep it quiet?

 

[Gary7]

Nika: (the dog) "WTF, she's nuts! Smeared my pooh all over her head. Get me outta here!"

 

[Gary7]

Guy: "Hey, you! What are you doing here on this set? We've already got an Ensign and I'm playing the part, not you."
Garrett: "Damn it... that Braga! Not only am I so typecast, I can't even get a role in what I'm known for."

 

[Finn]

Aron: I shouldn't have let them talk me into this. I was fine on the Deep Space Nine set. Nothing but trees and rocks here.