Voyager Caption Contest #56: 3 Days of Fun and Music

[Isis]

"Harry...I'm pregnant."

Kim: "Are you sure it's yours?"

 

[SPCTRE]

Congrats to the winners of the last contest, hilarious captions, all of them spit-take worthy!

 

[Isis]

Guy: "Next time you put a whoopee cushion on Captain Janeway's chair, maybe you should forget about writing 'Property of Harry Kim' on the underside."

Janeway: "Fifty-seven thousand channels and nothing on..."

 

[Gary7]

Even in the Delta quadrant, Jason still gets around... to Harry Kim's misfortune.

 

[Vulpes]

"Hmm. Gorn tracks. Two, three days."

Kar: Oh no! Chakotay, help me find my contacts!

"Yeah, right. 'Look out, there's a supernova behind you!' Like I'm gonna fall for that one."

"Yes! Finally we can pick up MTV!"

 

[Isis]

Admiral: "See? I told you if you overspiced the chili, it wouldn't agree with me."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This contest is now officially closed, but have no fear the new one is here:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=145022