Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

[Shatmandu]

Valtane: "... and Ensign F'Oreskinface over there wants to talk to you."
Sulu, rolling eyes, whispering: "Ah, jeez, man, I just ate ..."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Okay, who's been playing tic-tac-toe on my forehead?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "THERE ARE...NO LIGHTS!"

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "I didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I know the guy's a burn victim and that his serving on a starship is a triumph of the human spirit over adversity, but he's seriously starting to freak the shit out of me."

 

[scottydog]

TV infomercial voice, OS: "...and you, too, can increase your bust by 2 cup sizes!"

 

[Santa Kang]

Khan was sure he had nailed the audition for Mötley Crüe.

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "Banana Splits are a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "How many dead on our last adventure?"
Valtane: "Just three."
Sulu: "I see. Set Mission-End Laughter Level to Sulu-Beta-Niner. And bring me a crewman whose race we outnumber, so we can get the fuck out of here."

Khan: "I will chase him around the moons of ... Wait, how did I know Chekov?"

 

[Santa Kang]

^ Classic. Though for some reason I hear Zapp Brannigan's voice.

 

[Santa Kang]

KIRK: Shut up and kiss me!!!!

 

[Alrik]

KIRK: "I've...got...your.......hold on a sec. That's not your gun."

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "You have no chance Kirk. My superior intelect makes me a Grand Master of Rock, Paper, Scissors."

 

[Alrik]

Sulu: "So what do we have on the menu today? Mmm, Hot Pockets."

 

[SantaEddie74]

These medallions are REALLY starting to cut into my breasts when I don them...

Perhaps...perhaps NOW is the best time so start wearing the scarf Joachim wove for me.

 

[SantaEddie74]

VALTANE: ...and as you can see, sir, the amounts of latex makeup and overacting on this ship are about to reach CRITICAL levels.

SULU:Recommendations?

VALTANE:Jettison the film's opening and third act.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Khan: "So, Kirk, it's come to this! I throw out my hand, open my fingers...and if I roll a seven or eleven, you're ship is mine!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "What? Did we hit something?"

Joachim: "No sir, they just moved the forum around."

 

[SantaEddie74]

The Movie Forums were just reorganized?!

FROM THE MODS' HEARTS...I STAB AT THEE...

 

[SantaEddie74]

NOSFERATU II:

GAY & LOVING IT