Star Trek XI Caption Contest #2: ... Lest Ye Be Judged

[Shatmandu]

Makeup Guy: "Could you introduce me to Tim Russ?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Bill's outside, isn't he? Just pretend that he's not there and maybe he'll go away."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MAKEUP: Looking good Mister Shatner. No one will know its you!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "Oh, and one more thing. While I'm on set, could you keep an eye on my bicycle?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sracist: "We're not big on outsiders here."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sracist: "We're not big on outsiders here."

Sracist: "We're also not big on Scotsmen who beam beagles into oblivion."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sracist: "We looked up what 'Borgus frat' means ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAREK: He said something about your mother's "ample nacelles".

 

[cooleddie74]

MAKEUP GUY:This ISN'T Leonard's wax dummy?

OOPS.

This is...awkward.

 

[cooleddie74]

FIRST MINISTER SRACIST:"...and for the crime of trying to exhibit emotion at a human Ingmar Bergman film, the punishment is as FOLLOWS..."

 

[John Picard]

Spock Gambini: "It is possible that the two yutes..."
Judge S'Racist: "...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?"
Spock Gambini: "Uh... what word?"
Judge S'Racist: "Two what?"
Spock Gambini: "What?"
Judge S'Racist: "Uh... did you say 'yutes'? "
Spock Gambini: "Yeah, two yutes."
Judge S'Racist: "What is a yute?"
[beat]
Spock Gambini: "Oh, excuse me, your honor...[exaggerated] Two YOUTHS".
T'Court Reporter: "Indeed".

 

[cooleddie74]

VULCAN IDOL

Final Elimination Edition!


"Can you sing AKTUH & MELOTA...the Klingon operatic standard?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SRACIST: The Vulcan Architecture Academy has determined that curves do not exist.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sracist: "You can join us, but don't mess with my goddamned scotch <points over shoulder with thumb> like this asswipe."

 

[cooleddie74]

The Robert Schuller Crystal Cathedral lasted long enough to get some INTERESTING new management in the mid-23rd century...

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

Spock: "...live long and prosper!"

Head Vulcan: "Oh well when you put it that way; peace and long life."

Vulcan on the Right: "Psst," he says whispering; "I think he just said fuck you."

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY:Give me KISS makeup.

And a mohawk.

That would kick ass.

 

[Hambone]

Superman: Hey, you pointy-eared hobgoblins...get outta my house!

 

[cooleddie74]

Freakiest Catholic Mass EVER.

 

[Rat Boy]

Judge: "Welcome to traffic court, Mr. Woods. Still want to go with the 'wife smashed your windows to save you' story?"