Star Trek XI Caption Contest #2: ... Lest Ye Be Judged

Sracist: "On your resume, under Personal Achievements, you wrote, 'I kissed a Freshman girl and puked a buncha pizza and Miller Genuine Draft into her mouth.'"
Spock: "I didn't think anyone actually read those parts."

 

FIRST MINISTER:"Did you honestly think you'd complete the Kolinahr discipline WITHOUT taking one last celebrity weigh-in?

Step on the scales, Spock."

 

NIMOY: While you're at it?

Touch up my sack and taint.

 

SRACIST: I hear you've also applied to Starfleet.

BLACKADDER: Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle, everyone's got a picture of them in lavatory.

 

FIRST MINISTER SRACIST: And now, Spock...the final challenge for the coveted title of Kolinahr Master.

Who won the F.A. Cup Final in 1969?

 

Spock: "Live long and prosper......oh, and can I get my parking validated here?"

 

Great Python reference!

 

Spock: "Live long ... and prosper. May your trombones be as rusty as our landscape was in TOS."




Sracist: "No, young one: these glory holes are reserved for elders."
Spock: "Live long ... and prosper."





Sracist: "I don't care if your human mother ran out of yarn: cover your nipples."

 

JJ Abrams, offscreen: "What the hell are you smiling at?"

 

Sracist: "I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal! Nah nah!"

Spock: "For the last time, Minister, come down from there".

Sracist (smugly): "Shant".

 

FIRST MINISTER SRACIST: This parking ticket isn't valid, Spock.

And despite what Minister T'Pau may or may not have told you, we do not VALIDATE.

 

MAKEUP GUY: Want some advice?

NIMOY:Sure.

MAKEUP GUY: Want more scenes in the movie? Blow the head of the art department...you'll get top billing.

 

First Minister: "Now that you mention it Spock, I believe you may be correct. It appears that our ears have been the inspiration for our architecture."

 

MAKEUP GUY: "So you get the woman to take her clothes off, so you can shoot her pictures all in the name or art, and then put them up on the web?"

NIMOY:"Yep."

MAKEUP GUY: "Why are you even still screwing around with acting then?"

 

SRACIST: I see you also applied at St. Agnes School for Wayward Girls.

Spock raises eyebrow

 

bifurcated

 

Spock Prime: "POW! Gone in a puff of logic! Gentlemen, tacos are on me!"

 

Sracist: "For the love of Surak, boy, she's not just another race, she's another frickin' species!"




Mona: "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."

Leonardo: "That's da Vinci!"

Mona: "Whatever..."