Doctor: "Okay, Mr. Kim, this is the newest in Starfleet Medical rectal technology. Like I said, we could do this with passive sensor scans, but you insisted upon using Recty the Rectumbot."
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Doctor: "Okay, Mr. Kim, this is the newest in Starfleet Medical rectal technology. Like I said, we could do this with passive sensor scans, but you insisted upon using Recty the Rectumbot."
Doctor: "Warhead? Probe? Secret weapon?"
Kim: "Top-of-the-line alien Cheesegrater."
Paris:"I've been standing like this for three hours now, Neelix! Let me go!"
Neelix:"Okay, you can move now."
Paris (sigh): "Finally! My arms are killing me. I-"
Neelix: "Gotcha...I didn't say "Simon says"..."
Paris: (groans)
Invisible Shake Weight.
Invisible vibrating butt plug.
Invisible.
Guess which one for which.
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