Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors

[Rat Boy]

Enough with the kissy faces, it's time for another caption contest. First, as always, it's time to give it up for...

For explaining away another piece of Trek trivia, our winner is...

Decker:Truth is, I left Delta IV without saying good-bye because your father had a shotgun and said I'd better make an honest woman of you.

For wishful thinking, our winner is...

Anij: Are you sure you shouldn't just end the Next Gen movies here?

Picard: Oh come on, we've got to go out on a high note. The next one will be an even numbered film, it's sure to be a very popular one!

And for crossing one never-ending sci fi soap opera with another, our winner is...

"Stop calling me Lana, Lex!"
"If you insist, Clark."
"Wait... what?"

And our Photoshop winner...

ILIA: Oh...Will!

DEANNA: Oh...Will!

ILIA: Oh...Will!

DEANNA: Oh...Will!

ILIA: Oh...Will!

DEANNA: Will?

PICARD: I've waited years for this, Will Riker.

DECKER: That's "Decker."

PICARD: Whatever.

And with that, Nerys Myk becomes our first contestant with 50 wins. Congratulations to him and all our winners. Let's check the scoreboard:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 50
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 49
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 42
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 29
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 26
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 23
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Turd Ferguson 17
Diesel Micky Dolenz 14
Skywalker 12
Alrik 12
LeadHead 12
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John_Picard 6
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SciFi75 5
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This week, if you couldn't tell by the title, is about doors and the opening of said doors. First up, Scotty realizes in horror that he used too much C4 when he finds what's left of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. Next, Brent Spiner shows off his Mancave to LeVar Burton. And finally, the Doctor's psycho fans demand a refund for their miniature singing holograms after they learned the battery wears out after an hour. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Chapel: "What the hell?!"

Scotty: "Whoops, wrong wall."

Data: "I am telling you, Geordi, this selling caskets over the Internet is a growth industry."

Borg: "YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED."

Picardo: "For the last time, I'm Picardo, not Picard!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

First of all, I have NOT just been to see the "Walking with Dinosaurs Arena Spectacular". Not at all. Nope.

Data: "Our laboratory specimens are growing healthily. The embryonic containers are stablized. This is it, Geordi, our future fortune! Dinosaurs! Real, cloned dinosaurs! Jurassic Park is a success!"

Geordi: "We just need to release a few of the older specimens in a controlled environment."

Voice of Picard: "let us in, Beverly! We've tracked it to sickbay!"
Voice of Riker: "Open the door, doctor!"
EMH: "I don't think you want to come in here, gentlemen".
Crusher: *shrieks*
Velociraptor: *attacks*
EMH: "No, I don't think you want to come in here at all...."

"It's a Stegosaurus, lass, nothing to worry about. Aye, you stay behind that shower curtain, I'll get him. It's quite safe, he doesn't-my god! He's gotten into the soaps!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "It's for you Geordi, your own private tanning salon. Everyone likes a good healthy tan."
LaForge: "Idiot droid!"

From behind door: "Zuul!"

Scott: "Has anyone seen that bastard Keenser? He stole ma can opener."

 

[Mistral]

"Oh, Yeah!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Scotty: Well, what are yah waiting for lads? I've dropped the soap. Haven't you seen a prison movie before?!

Data: Ta-DAH!
Geordi: What is it?
Data: The end of our careers.

EMH: Whelp, at least, I'm not stranded on a starship lost in the Delta Quadrant with a totalitarian bitch-in-a-bun shutting me on and off at her whim.

 

[JB2005]

EMH: What do you mean, bald?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty, to Uhura: "Maybe the hula-hoop was a bad gift after all."

Data: "Maybe it's the emotion chip, but ambient light from outside has never looked this way before ..."

Riker, banging: "Seven Of Nine's medical records! NOW!"

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

"Oh, Yeah!"

And on that note:

Scotty's Kool Aid commercials never quite went over well with the masses.

 

[JB2005]

Geordi: Data, for the last Time, you are not holding a leprechaun...

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty's Kool Aid commercials never quite went over well with the masses.

Walls didn't like them either.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spiner shows Burton how to get back at the Department of Education for forcing the cancellation of Reading Rainbow.

Doohan realizes that there's something up with his new roommate, Clark Kent.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: This will be a very delicate operation, the slightest stray particle of dust could kill the patient.
(Scotty bursts through wall)
(Patient flatlines)

Data: Here it is, Worf's Secret Stash.
La Forge: Aw, crap.
Data: What?
La Forge: I thought his secret stash would be pot, but it's Photon Torpedoes.

The Doctor hated standing guard at the ships designated hook-up room.

 

[Rat Boy]

Dogs: *bark*

Crusher: "Would you mind letting the dogs out?"

EMH: "I'm a doctor, not the Baja Men."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scott: "Did ye see where ma Tasmanian Devil went?"

 

[Kirby]

Data: Slip me some skin, my brotha!
Geordi: Data we don't have time for this, deactivate your stereotype chip.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

La Forge: That's a beautiful view of the star.
Data: According to my calculations the star should remain stable until going nova in 3.4 Million years.
La Forge: That's good, what does this button do?
(Probe fires into sun)
La Forge: Whoops.

 

[LeadHead]

Multi Cap reponse

Data: You'll never believe this, I ran into Scotty, and I knew you'd want to see him, so I locked him here in this room.
(Door opens)
Data: Where'd he go?

SCOTTY MAD!!! SCOTTY SMASH!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Captain! Ye've not even been in here an hour yet and ye've already made yerself Mr. Spock's bitch!"

"Twenty fanboys are about to break down that door! Create a diversion!"

 

[Daneel]

DATA: "All right, we hit the motherlode this time! High five!"

>Geordi reluctantly high fives Data<

DATA: "And on the rebound... Come on La Forge, do not leave me hanging!"

GEORDI: "I knew this emotion chip was a bad idea."

Even Scotty had to admit he was quite impressed with the size of the Captain's glory-hole.