Movie Caption Contest #106: Tender Loving Care

[cooleddie74]

"CAPTAIN!!!

Honestly!!!!

Even WILL isn't this open minded and tolerant!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Ilia-Probe: "Sorry, not tonight, Decker-Unit: I'm leaking motor oil, if you know what I mean ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Collins: "Yeah, sure we can have dinner with Jessica tonight...wait a minute! You're using me to get to her to get to Justin Timberlake!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ilia: There's just too much pussy in this room. So Decker you can go.

Ilia-Probe: "Sorry, not tonight, Decker-Unit: I'm leaking motor oil, if you know what I mean ..."

Decker: So it's black cherry pie time?!

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "It's an old past time of mine. Riker and I do it all the time"
Anij: "Very well..."
Picard (shouting): "Worf, come here, we have something to tell you about your forehead"

 

[LeadHead]

Anij: I'm going to miss you.
Picard: I'll miss you too.
Riker: (over comm) Riker to Picard. Vash just arrived.
Picard: Gotta Go!

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "So, I have some leave saved up, and ..."
Anij: "I'm awful busy."
Picard: "Until ...?"
Anij: "How long is your life span?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Anij: There was this Starfleet officer who visited us about some 78 years ago... he was a much better lay.

 

[Shatmandu]

Decker: "Oh, it's you. When they said an old flame was on board, I thought it was my girl from Hairyass IV."

 

[LeadHead]

Decker: Shinzon, if you're going to wear that outfit, you have to wear the Underwear!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Decker:Truth is, I left Delta IV without saying good-bye because your father had a shotgun and said I'd better make an honest woman of you.

Anij: Ya know, I thought this movie would somehow feature an insurrection.
Picard: What do ya mean?
Anij: Well, it's in the title.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: These are dangerous times for the Federation, I have to leave.
Anij: How dangerous?
Picard: We're at war with an organized force that breeds thousands of new troops every day, threatening to take over the entire quadrant.
(Anij hits Picard in the head)
Anij: You mean to tell me you've been here for weeks while the entire quadrant is in danger of being conquered?! What's the matter with you?!!

 

[Candlelight]

Anij: "So is it you that has the nine inch erection or is it Riker?"
Picard: "No... for the 74th time... it's Star Trek 9: Insurrection"
Anij: "Oh... so-"
Picard: "Don't go there, bitch"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Ya know, one of us may have to get a nose job or we'll never be able to kiss.

 

[cooleddie74]

ILIA-PROBE:"You...h-h-have...something white and sticky...on your lip...

W-w-w-w-w-willlll."

ANIJ:"By the way, Jean-Luc.

I faked that orgasm. Something ELSE that takes men around here three centuries to learn."

 

[cooleddie74]

Marina Sirtis in...

2069: A SPUNK ODYSSEY

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ilia-Probe: V'Ger seeks to merge with the Creator.
Decker: I seek to merge with you. <wink, wink>

 

[Shatmandu]

Decker: "V'ger, I want to stick my p'cker in your a'hole."

 

[LeadHead]

Ilia: V'Ger has a message for the Decker unit.
Decker: What is it?
(Ilia slaps Decker)
Ilia: V'Ger adds: "She's mine now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DECKER: Did your headband just move and hiss?