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Even with all her Starfleet training, Captain Janeway still couldn't master the moving thumb magic trick.
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SEVEN: THERE IS ONE BEACH BALL!
^ hilarious
Janeway: Rest easy, Seven. Once the spatial anomaly is all charged up we'll be ready to fire up the main deflector.
Seven: Noooooo!
EMH: We will have to work in shifts for maximum effectiveness. I can make schedule.
Seven: "My injuries are severe, but the doctor assures me his vigorous breast massages will have me back on duty in no time."
TUVOK: As a Vulcan I require less sleep, so I shall take the first ten shifts.
Mulgrew: "Try and remember Seven, was it the Slimelian Ambassador who... aww crap. This is getting annoying. Must you always stick the camera where you get Jeri's boobs in the frame?"
Bob the Cameraman: "Um... yeah. It's in my contract. I get fired if the 'ratings mounds' aren't on display in every shot."
Picardo: "Life's a bitch, huh Bob?"
Bob the Cameraman: "Tell me about it. I'm gay. This does nothing for me... Now Beltran's tight wooden ass..."
Director: "CUT! Okay Jeri, nice with the acting and all, emotions and stuff, but it's beginning to draw attention away from your breasts. Tone it down next take. Okay, five minutes people..."
Mulgrew: "First female Captain they said. It's Star Trek they said, a forward looking, progressive show they said, and it's all about the dumb blonde in the catsuit... no offense."
Ryan: "Hey, lying right here!"
Russ: "We ought to do something, say something, make a stand. I mean look, if Beltran gets away with badmouthing the show, we could say something constructive, get the show back to its creative roots."
Picardo: "Bad idea man, Beltran's a special case. He's untouchable. He was in Lone Wolf McQuade."
Ryan: "What's that got to do with anything, it's not like he's Shatner himself?"
Picardo: "He knows Chuck Norris. If you know Chuck Norris, then even God's gonna think twice about messing with you."
Russ: "I wish I knew Chuck Norris..."
Mulgrew: "I wish I knew Chuck Norris..."
Ryan: "I wish my breasts knew Chuck Norris..."
Director: "'kay. Back to work people..."
Janeway: Now that Seven is unconscious, can we discuss boob transplants Doctor?
EMH: Certainly, but why is Tuvok present?
Janeway: He's to be the recipient.
^^
Seven: Pregnant? I can't be pregnant! That is not how the Borg have babies. I know nothing about being a mother!
Janeway: Nobody does, yet everybody has babies. When the time comes, you will know.
(thinking): Bitch! Why her and not me?
Doctor: I have a slight concerm about your nanites. They may be transmitted to the child via the umbilical cord. We don't want it to grow too fast... (etc., etc.)
Tuvok (thinking): Why do I always have to stand through these displays?
*sigh* Back to being the only logical person in charge.
Director: "CUT! Okay Jeri, nice with the acting and all, emotions and stuff, but it's beginning to draw attention away from your breasts. Tone it down next take. Okay, five minutes people..."
Mulgrew: "First female Captain they said. It's Star Trek they said, a forward looking, progressive show they said, and it's all about the dumb blonde in the catsuit... no offense."
Ryan: "Hey, lying right here!"
Russ: "We ought to do something, say something, make a stand. I mean look, if Beltran gets away with badmouthing the show, we could say something constructive, get the show back to its creative roots."
Picardo: "Bad idea man, Beltran's a special case. He's untouchable. He was in Lone Wolf McQuade."
Ryan: "What's that got to do with anything, it's not like he's Shatner himself?"
Picardo: "He knows Chuck Norris. If you know Chuck Norris, then even God's gonna think twice about messing with you."
Russ: "I wish I knew Chuck Norris..."
Mulgrew: "I wish I knew Chuck Norris..."
Ryan: "I wish my breasts knew Chuck Norris..."
Director: "'kay. Back to work people..."
Oh my gosh I laughed so hard reading this... this HAS to win...
I'm not even going to enter this week - there are too many brilliant ones already! "I wish my breasts knew Chuck Norris...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
First of all that is from the "Infinite Regress" episode.
Seven - the Borg drone doesn't seem to be compatible with the hologram.
Dr looking shifty - I have you know that I am as normal functioning as you are seven
Tuvok - Naturally, logic dictates that seven is the most human out her and the Dr
Janeway - she has bigger breasts than me BITCH!
Dr and Tuvok - errrrrr, we didn't see that as it is not within our sexual desires to persue seven as logic dictates that I am married and well (looks at the Dr with mouth open) the Dr is otherwise "taken"
Seven - the Borg drone doesn't seem to be compatible with the hologram.
Dr looking shifty - I have you know that I am as normal functioning as you are seven
Tuvok - Naturally, logic dictates that seven is the most human out her and the Dr
Janeway - she has bigger breasts than me BITCH!
Dr and Tuvok - errrrrr, we didn't see that as it is not within our sexual desires to persue seven as logic dictates that I am married and well (looks at the Dr with mouth open) the Dr is otherwise "taken"
Janeway: Seven, what can you tell me about the one who attacked you?
Seven: He kept licking my ears.
Doctor: Illogical.
Tuvok: Indeed.
