That's right, it's time for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition! First, let's hear the winners from VFWCC #8: The honorable mention goes to: Congratulations Nebusj! And the winner is: 26138, you winthe Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week: And now for this week's image: Good luck!
Oh, thank you kindly. On to this week's: ``Seven, did you know your `Borg implants' were compatible with Lego blocks?''
Seven: "What happened? How did I get here?" Janeway: "It's okay. Chakotay said something about you assilimating your spirit guide" Tuvok: "Even Lt. Torres was amazed" Doc: "It appears that the Chakotay's voodoo vision thing is more intoxicating than a shot of watered down beer is to you".
Janeway: "I want to be as beautiful as you are." Seven: "Beauty is irrelevant." Tuvok and Doctor: "Umm. No."
Janeway, looking back: "I don't think a strict regimen of tittyfucking would be helpful, Mister Tuvok."
- Captain, why did Mr Paris laugh when I said the Doctor would be recalibrating my implants regularly?
Doctor: It's getting worse, Captain. I can't even pretend I understand what's going on anymore. Seven: A black man, a bald man and a woman with a Napoleon complex walk into a bar... Janeway: You're right Doctor, euthanasia is the only answer. Mr Tuvok, if you'd be so kind as to perform the Vulcan Mind Raping.
Janeway: "Perhaps if we remodulate the plasma manifolds, we can cause a discharge through the injectors, creating a tetrion beam strong enough to cut your catsuit off."
Janeway: Seven we have some good news, and some bad news. First the bad news. We had to upgrade your inplants to Windows Vista SP2. The good news is.......I'm sorry I lied there is no good news.