TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[cooleddie74]

"We no allow Kohm food from outside come in our restaurant...please leave!!"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard: The sign says "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" It doesn't say anything about having to have my ass covered!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Free-dom?"

Grignak: "Gen-e-sis?"

Yellowshirt: "French! Fries!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GRIGNAK:"Supersize?!

Supersize NO...is menu option forbidden!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tyree began to suspect that Nona might be unfaithful.

 

[Nerys Myk]

While management appreciated Nona's enthusiasm, it made some customers uncomfortable.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

This customer was so unruly that Cloud William was forced to get his fish-looking supervisor for help.

Supervisor Grignak: Complaint you name, form I name, or refund...no."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William, lifting book: "We find Holy Book of Kohms. It called 'Kama Sutra-neesta.' It make Cloud Festus here feel funny."
Cloud Festus: "Eeevil booooook!"
Cloud William, aside: "He run into forest and shimmy up tree after tree after tree ..."

-- or --

Cloud William: "Since you tell Yangs to straighten up, fly right, the Book of Jesse Jacksoneesta demands we cut out your nuts ..."

 

[Jimmy_C]

Nona wished she studied more in massage class.

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "After you're done with that root, why don't you make your way to the twig and berries."

 

[Jimmy_C]

Cloud William: What a horrible script!

 

[Gertch]

"What mean 'centon' one named Adama?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "Whoppers sell, we no longer do <snickers, glances at hidden camera>."

Picard: "I'm not here for dinner, I'm here to pick up Wesley Crusher. Is his shift over?"
Cloud William: "I go check Fry Guy Schedule of Holies."
Grignak, whispering to Cloud Festus: "Gay, Wesley's daddy is!"
Both giggle.

Yellowshirt: "Are you on the menu?"
Cloud Festus: "Guys always say that to Nona."
Yellowshirt: "I wasn't talking to Nona ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Skeevy Director: "Okay, bring in the Mugatu for Cloud Festus to fuck ..."

Manager Grignak: "Cloud Festus, clean out the ice machine, you did, no?"
Cloud Festus: "Yes."
Manager Grignak: "Filthy, it still is. Find long, silver wig hair in it, I did."
Cloud William: "Which proves him was working on machine."
Manager Grignak, getting angry: "Not clean, it still is. Re-do it, he will."
Cloud William: "Him going on break. Me clean your stupid Khom ice machine."
Manager Grignak: "Off, your mink stole take."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tyree: "Whoops, wrong cave...hey, wait a minute!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Tyree: "She likes a thumb up the ass, Cloud William."
Cloud William: "Urrn."
Tyree: "And so does Kirk, if I remember our time together as young men ..."

 

[Gertch]

"Cloud Festus had go make thunderboomer."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I Cloud William of Yang tribe...and this my one-man Broadway show...

E PLEB NEESTA AND ME.

Me hope you enjoy."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Why this...Stephen King stranger...write books so long? So heavy?

And what deal with possessed cars and hotel?"

 

[Triskelion]

There's a new kid in town, fool!