Spoilers Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 3x05 - "Through the Lens of Time"
- Thread starter Commander Richard
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Given he dug into an alien backpack, pulled out a glowing object of unknown origin, and then held it up to his face. I think we can all agree that he was very much not the brightest bulb in the house.
Only way it could have been worse is if the words "Pick Me Up" were printed on the side.
Yeah tricorder first. Touch later. This is Star Trek, not Prometheus.
*Blinks in "The Naked Time"*
Itchy noses are the number one causes of death in Starfleet.
God, the Promethius crew was so dumb.
They got their scientific qualifications from Trump University. Woke modules like DEI, Health & Safety, Scientific Method, and liability insurance were abolished in the purge of 2028.
As well as circuit breakers resulting in panels exploding on board starships.
Utopia my ass.
Circuit breakers were going to be fitted on Thursday but it was either capacity for health and safety or enough memory for holodeck porn. The ship has voted unanimously. Ditch the circuit breakers.
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